Oneshot 1
Their once was a far away galaxy that knew nothing of cheese fries and so no one as a consequence did not know of kleenexs.
What a terrible fate, i know.
But once their was a man who knew something about cheese fries and so their he knew about kleenexs. People always called him a nutjob because he believed in something he had made up. "Hahahaha Cheese fry boy!" He got mad and so when he was all grown up he jumped onto a roof and flew off with a kleenex. He went around the universe teasing people and insulting them. One day he met his match. They shared retorts until the phantom kleenex hadn't anymore and so he said "Oh yeah well your just stupid!" Sad attempt at retortness. He swore revenge and then looked aat his watch. "Oh poopie, past curfew mom and dad are going to kill me!" He quickly jumped off the balcony and just when he was about to hit the ground he closed his eyes. Put the pain did not come. He opened his eyes to the sight of himself flying! "I'm flying!" He yelled but then dropped to the ground as a result about thinking about flying. He then ran along the streets until he came to his aparment. He quickly used his authentic batman grapple hook to climb to the window to the sight of his mom and dad.. "Uh hi." he said. "Where have you been?" they asked. "Out." he said."We can see that." they said. Drat he thought they were on to him. He jumped out the window...
Falling...
Falling...
Falling...
Then,
Splat!
And that was the end of the Phantom Kleenex, but no wait this isn't long enough something has to happen!
Suddenly a tapdancing Darth HIdddious(1)
apperaed and entertained our guests until the end of the show!
1: I am going to make fun of the characters so you're gonna have to deal with it.
The End!
Tune in next time for
Episode II:
The Attack of the Gnomes!