Author's Note: Okay, I'm very sorry for not posting anything for a while or updating the others I have yet to finish. But I'm in a pretty good laughing mood and I wanted to post something funny. Here you go. (:
Also, I've been looking for someone to co-author with, if you're interested, please message me or leave it in a review. I'll make the account, all you have to do is say yes and be ready to help write. I'm sorry, but I lose inspiration if I'm by myself. Thankies!
Ziva eyed the candy bar in the machine. I'm hungry, but should I just wait until dinner? She reached for the dollar in her pocket she had retrieved before heading to the break room. It looks appetizing. She slowly straightened the money out in her hand, eyeballing the candy again. Should I?
She hit the machine with an open hand, "stupid machine." Ziva shook her head and laughed at herself. I'll get it. She started to put her dollar in when a hand shot out in front of the slot and forced her dollar to bend down. "Hey!"
"What? Can't wait five seconds on some candy?" Tony chuckled, "here." He pulled out his own money, shoving it into the slot, and handing the candy bar to Ziva as it dispensed. "There you go, sweet cheeks."
"I was going to get it," she smiled.
"Yeah, but then you couldn't have shared it."
As she tore open the wrapper, Tony instantly reached out to grab half of it, but Ziva pushed him against the wall, wrapping his arm behind his back.
"And you were saying?"
Tony made a sad grunting sound, but managed to speak. "That you might, hopefully, maybe share that with me?" He turned his head to the side, trying to flash his infamous smile. "Please?"
Ziva threw her head back and laughed, "as you wish. Since you did use your money."
She took half the candy bar, reaching him what was left in the rest of the wrapper. Half. Tony nodded his thanks as he sat down at one of the tables with her. He watched her head the chocolate slowly as she suckled on it before chewing the rest and swallowing.
"You eat funny." He stated quietly, "but in a cute way."
Ziva rolled her eyes and sighed, "you think you are so funny." She finished up eating what was left of her half before she started to get up. "You know, there is some chocolate on the corner of your mouth."
Tony swiped his hand to clear it. "Gone?"
She shook her head and chuckled, "no. Here, let me help."
Ziva bent down over his lap, licking the corner where the chocolate had been smudged. She heard his breath hitch in his throat and how he stiffened quickly. Ziva pulled back and gave him a wink.
"You okay there, Tony?"
He snapped his head up to look at her, "yeah, yeah. Fine."
"Good, because that chocolate tasted so much better on you."
Author's Note: Finally I got to finish my short and fluffy. I wanted something funny to laugh about, but I wanted my Tiva somewhere in there. R&R. Thankies! (: