Kikyou's Talk show

Chapter 1

In the Feudal Era of Japan, there was a large commotion at the sacred tree. Kikyou was preparing everything so things can go correct. Until later that evening I came by and asked her " Kikyou what are you doing," and she said "I am preparing my talk show hosting and I want you to be in it, so go tell everyone that I will be waiting at sunset to this tree and I will have Inuyasha at last HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!"

I told everyone to come to Kikyou's talk show and everyone except Kagome didn't understand. Kagome says, "Kikyou's having a talk show I don't get it." I just stared at her and then I explained to her what a talk show was and she came along. "It is Sunset Inner mind and I will be VICTOURIOUS!" I looked at Kikyou and I just shook my head at her.

The talk show was beginning and I announced that Kikyou was coming out. Kikyou came out with a strange smile and said to everyone "As you know I am Kikyou tour beloved priestess. Today I will KILL KAGOME AND RIP HER HEAD OFF," Everyone was shocked and then Kikyou looked at everyone and said, "I was only kidding, now here is our first guess Naraku."

Naraku came out with all smiles and said, "Kikyou thank you for having me on this show I am very pleased with you." "Thank you Naraku you are ever so kind, now do you have something IMPORTANT to tell us." Naraku looked at Kikyou strangely and said, "Uuuhhhhh yes I do, I am in love with Kagura and Kanna is our daughter." Kagura came and started to fight with Naraku.

Kanna came out also and started to fight with Naraku and then everyone in the audience started to fight with Naraku and then suddenly Kikyou's eye started to twitch and then she shouted, " SHUT-UUUUUPPPPPPP!" The show then went into commercial break.

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Chapter 2

After a while everyone looked at Kikyou and Kikyou said, "Inuyasha come with me and die FOREVEEERRRRR!" Suddenly Kikyou turned into a beautiful monster and Inuyasha just said "Kikyou." Miroku, Shippo, and Sango came out from the crowd and started to fight Kikyou but she was just too strong. After that Kikyou ate all three of them and then Kagome came out of nowhere and shot Kikyou with the Sacred Arrow. "HA take that Kikyou." Kikyou turned around and ate Kagome and Inuyasha said "Kikyou".

"Now Inuyasha you are mine forever HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA." Kikyou turne back into her regular self and dragged Natasha down to darkness until 50yrs later.

50yrs later…

Kikyou and Inuyasha had 10 kids and they all were good kids.

THE END

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH." Kikyou screamed from another dream and all she could say was "It was all a dream… but it was to good."

THE END