Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say to Each Other but Rarely Got a Chance To

Author's Notes: This is meant to be entirely for fun as I realize the flock would never actually say any of this to each other. It was fun to write and I think its fun to read so drop me a line and tell me what you think of it.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Maximum Ride characters but wouldn't mind having a little brother like Iggy.

Iggy- "We're listening to a voice in Max's head, am I the only one who thinks there's something wrong with that sentence?"

Nudge- "I vote for pie! Who wants pie?"

Max- "Oh Fang, I love your silent broodyness! It makes my heart sing!"

Max- "No more commanding people to buy you things, do you hear me young lady?"

Gazzy- "If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…"

Angel- "Do you, Total, take Celeste to be your loving wife? To have and to hold from this day forward?"

Max- "Everyone, I have a confession to make….I want to be a supermodel."

Total- "That's it! I'm high tailing it out of here, you people scare me. I'm off to be a regular dog and sniff a butt!"

Fang- "Max, I want to marry you. I love you. Come let's leave this life behind and elope then we can raise the kids and be a family. I hear Vegas is nice."

Iggy- "Well, Fang finally cracked. I told you desert rat wasn't sanitary."

Nudge- "Everyone, me and Ari have something to tell you. We're getting married and becoming Whitecoats!"

Nudge- "Somebody just throw a pie."

Max- "I've decide to rename you all. Angel's new name will be Curly. Gasman will be Larry and Iggy will be Mo. Fang you'll be Mr. Broody and Nudge can be Sister Sledge. Everyone good? Good."

Fang- hugging Ari "Welcome to the family Ari. I'm your future brother in law!"

Iggy- "Screw you guys I'm going to Disneyland!"

Angel- "If you won't let me use my powers then I'm going back to the School! At least THEY loved me."

Gazzy- "Gasman, Gazzy Gasman he's the smartest guy in history! From the Institute for Higher Li-ving, Max's about to hit me! Ow!"

Ari- "We could've been brothers Max!" Max- "Uh, no we couldn't 'cause I'm a GIRL!" Ari- "Really? Wow." (This is actually a joke. When I first read the book I thought Max was a boy. Oops.)

Gazzy- "If it looks like an Eraser and flies like a drunken bird-" Iggy- "It's Ari."

Gazzy- "If it looks like an Eraser and talks like an Eraser, it's a duck."