At the recent GUTS reunion I went to, Mike told me a disgusting, yet true secret. He said:
"Madison. I hate to insult you, but sightly overweight people like you, for example, that happen to audition for GUTS, are cast off as "Crag Food".The name says it all. Once they start climbing the crag, we watch his (the crag's) mouth drool with anticipation and famine. He opens his maw, just for the little boy/girl whom was ever so juicy and plump, and once he/she makes their way to the hole, they are dumb enough to fall in!
*Crunch! Slurp! Gulp!*
The plump one is now a tasty treat for our crag! Does he swallow them whole? NO! He uses his dagger-sharp teeth to chew up every last bit of the kid!
*Crunch! Snap! Pop!*Mmmmm, yummy!"