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It was a casual day on Breeze Beach. The breeze, as the name indicated, was perfect. A bidoof, with his brown fur, sharp teeth, and black dots for eyes, was silently watching the waves, lost in thought.

"What's going on?" he wondered. "Why—"

Suddenly, something flew above him.

'What? Could it be another Pokémon?' Bidoof thought excitedly.

Just then,a bird cloaked in shadows swooped down, shooting a smoky orb from its... beak? Out of the haze, Bidoof realized that there were actually two figures, not just one. As soon as he realized that, one of them, the one who had launched the sphere, soared away.

'It's definitely a pokémon, probably a swellow or a staraptor. But why was it covered by darkness?' pondered Bidoof while backing away.

As the smoke cleared, Bidoof could make out a small figure with blue and black fur, red eyes, and a strange aura surrounding it. It had bruises all over its body, and it looked worn out. The figure groaned.

Meanwhile, Bidoof had hidden behind a small stone pillar conveniently located right next to him.

'It's better to be safe,' he thought.

The strange pokémon lifted its gaze and looked around. It shut its eyes, and it looked as though, to Bidoof at least, it was focusing on something.

"Come on out," it muttered. "You can't hide from me…" It began to walk towards the stone pillar behind which Bidoof was hiding. Bidoof didn't make a sound, wondering how it knew he was there, and hoping it would go away. The figure strolled up to the stone pillar, and wound up to punch it.

'What's it doing?' thought Bidoof. 'This pillar is impossible to break!'

The figure punched the pillar.

'Ha-ha. It didn't break,' was what Bidoof was thinking, but suddenly…

It collapsed.

Bidoof cried out in surprise and tried to stumble away, but the pillar crashed down too quickly. Just as the first bits of rubble reached him, the figure leapt in front of him and, somehow, blew away the falling pillar by emitting unidentifiable teal energy out of his palm.

After Bidoof had caught his breath, the figure asked him a question.

"So you're a Bidoof, huh…"

"Uh, I guess I am, aren't I?"

"Yeah!" the figure said cheerfully. A relaxed and happy expression suddenly grew on his face.

All of a sudden, Bidoof realized something; the pokémon he was looking at currently staring at resembled an unusually rare pokémon. "Wait a sec… You're a lucario, aren't you?"

"NO, I'M NOT A LUCARIO, YOU BIDOOFUCUS! DO I LOOK LIKE ONE AT ALL?" the pokémon yelled. The cheerful expression that had inhabited its countenance had suddenly been replaced by an enraged, affronted look.

"Hey, hey, hey. You didn't have to pull that bad pun on me…" grumbled Bidoof. "But you do look like a lucario."

The calm front had returned. "Sorry, I'm just sick of everyone calling me a Lucario. I'm a riolu, and I'm proud of it!"

"A riolu?"

"Yeah. I think it's the pre-evolved form."

'The pre-evolved form? Since when was there one of those?' wondered Bidoof while scratching his head. Out loud though, he said "Sorry about earlier. But really, this seems like some kind of fanfiction or something. I mean, since when, in real life, have two people (or pokémon) that've just met each other talked so casually with each other?"

Fourth Wall broken.

I apologize about the length. I didn't have much time.

(Edit: Fixed grammar (most of it, anyways) and a few other things. Hopefully, I didn't miss much. If I did, notify me about it. Later.)