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"What do you call a fish without an eye?" I asked my cast mates, grinning. Zora stood up "A mutated turtle!" came her answer. "Nope." I replied, still smiling, I was already used to the Zora weirdness.
"A sea lion!" Nico yelled. "No dude it's Finding Nemo!" Grady said excitedly. I laughed as Nico and Grady stared arguing over answers. I looked over at Tawni only to find her looking at herself from her compact mirror.
I rolled my eyes. "Ok, guys I'll tell you." I said as they all turned their attention back at me. "It's a fsh!" They all looked at me confused. "You know a fsh." I looked at them as they all raised an eyebrow.
"It's a fish without the I making fish, a fsh." I explained slowly. "ohhhhhhhh." They all said in unison. I smiled brightly at my cast; sometimes they were just so clueless.
I looked over my shoulder to find Chad; I smiled as an idea formed in my head. "Hey guys, I need to go talk to Chad kay?" I asked them. They all nodded me off without even asking me what I was gonna do, all except Tawni who gave me a knowing look and a small smile.
"Hey Chad," I tapped him lightly on the shoulder. He turned around to face me, his eyes sparkling, before his lips formed a smirk. "Sonny," He notified. "I have a riddle for you." I told him while sitting down with him at another table. He looked at me incredulously but nodded at me to continue.
"What do you call a fish without an eye?" I asked smiling, positive he would get it wrong. "A fsh." He replied without thinking. My smile faltered a little, but I kept up.
"What do you call a zipper on a banana?" I asked again. "A fruit fly." He answered taking a sip of his coke. "Sonny, these jokes are so old." He egotistically told me. "I'm not done yet." I informed him confidently. "How many months have 28 days?" I tried again. "All of them." He answered effortlessly.
"How many kinds of animals did Moses take with him on the ark?" This time I was positive, he wouldn't get it. He sighed then replied, "None, Moses wasn't the one who built the ark it was Noah." Just when I was about to ask him another one, he turned to look at me.
"ok, now let me ask you a riddle." I nodded my head for him to continue. "How do you ask out, a girl you like." I twisted my eyebrows in thought, was this a trick question? I looked over at him, he actually looked sincere.
I sighed, then asked, "I don't know Chad, how do you ask out a girl you like?" that's when Chad smirked. He bent down and kissed me on the cheek, getting up dumping his lunch in the garbage and walked out of the room shouting, "Pick you up at 8."
Ok first of all thx so much 4 reading!
And I have a riddle for all of you
What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, never in a thousand years, and twice in a millennium?
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