A/N: Most of these one-shots are going to be all dialogue. But not to worry, reader! It'll be fun! Please review! They really make my day :D
Chapter 1
Pairing: Rose T. & 10th Doctor Duplicate
Misunderstanding the Cheese
"Maybe I should…"
"No! It's fine. It's okay. It's –"
"I mean, I did walk in on you a –"
"I promise. It's fine. No harm done."
"Yeah…I guess. But still. What was that? You…I mean…the cheese…right?"
"Well…."
"You had it on your…you know!"
"I wasn't going to eat it!"
"Doctor, it was on your –"
"It wasn't. You misunderstood me. My anatomy. It wasn't where you thought it was."
"Yeah it was. You're human now, and I'm pretty sure you have normal, human parts. It was on your…God, I can't even say it. Nasty."
"Stop laughing. Weren't you going to apologize for walking in here in the first place?"
"Yes, but that was before I got curious. Why was the cheese –"
"It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't!"
"You could've thrown it away. I mean…gross."
"It was perfectly fine! It was, yes, gross and uneatable, but the cheese...and the taco shell…it was fine."
"Excuse me, what?"
"You heard me."
"No, you were mumbling. Tell me what you said. The cheese and? And what?"
"The taco shell?"
"Oh my God! Ew!"
"It's not gross, you sissy!"
"Yes, it is! How could you…? Why would you even….? Just what were you thinking? The cheese! Look at it! It's moldy! And you touched it! Where the hell did you put the taco shell?"
"The cheese is not….oh my God."
"Yeah?"
"That's…wow, that's gross. I had no idea."
"Doctor?"
"Mm-hmm? Yes, Rose?"
"Where did you put the taco shell?"
"I ate it…after I put the cheese in it."
"And why was the cheese on your armpit?"
"I read online –"
"You read online?"
"Yes, I read online –"
"You read?"
"Shut up! I read online that cheese on your underarm makes your muscles stronger. Like the inhalation of the…milky product...it, like, makes your muscles…. What?"
"You're an idiot."
"Thought you'd like me all…muscly. That's not a word is it?"
"Trust me. You look sexy enough. No need to trade in muscles for cheesy armpits."
"…Yeah, you're right."
"Go brush your teeth. I'll go make us some cookies. Love ya."
"Hmm…'kay…love you, Rose."
A/N: More to come!