Disclaimer: I don't own Archer, and what a shame, as it's such a brilliant show!
A/N: I don't want to dive into the heavy Archer writing yet, as I want to stew on a few ideas I have. Eventually I think Conway Stern has to appear, but for now, I'll start with a quick one shot that's been stuck in my head for some time.
Lost Love
Watching the two of them together was like watching any of the epic romances throughout history. They were like Thomas Jefferson and Sallie Hemings. They were like Adolph Hitler and Eva Braun. They were like Richard Gere and the whore in Pretty Woman. They were inseparable.
I loved her, I truly did, and I do, but I know I'll never compare to her one true love. No matter how much time we spend together, or the fact that I may be the father to her son, I know I'm not the one she truly wants.
She'd trade me 100 times over to bring back the one that truly holds her heart.
She really did love that dog.
A/N: Just so you know, this was written from Nikolai's point of view, and of course he was talking about Mallory and Duchess. Again, I know it's silly, but I wanted to publish an Archer story, so here you have it. There will be more, of that you can be sure. Thanks for reading, and I look forward to your reviews. You guys are awesome. Peace.