1WITCHES KNOW BEST
jimmy and cindy edition
ash: hey ya'll this is ash
Stef: Hi i'm stef
ash: what no smarty remark?
Stef: Not really
ash: are you feeling ok. checks stef's forehead
Stef: I'm fine
ash: are you sure. I mean you don't have a smart remark and your very spacy. Whats wrong?
Stef: Dang it let's just get on with the damn show lol
ash: fine fine. Today we have jimmy and cindy but we have to go get them. Stef will get cindy and I will get jimmy. Ok sis. But we have to go at separate times. You will go after me.
Stef: Okay sis
ash: ok well we have these little mics and little cameras to clip on our clothes. Let me go change so my excuse is convincible.
Stef: you do that
Ash zaps her clothes and comes out with dress pants and a pink tight business looking top with her hair in a messy bun with glasses.
Ash: there I look pro don't I?
Stef: I need to look cute too Zap, Stef comes out with a black pencil skirt, Dark red button down shirt, red chanel pumps, and her hair down with a think black hairband on.
Ash: ok we tell them that they are needed to speak at a science convention. Ok?
Stef: okay
ash walks up to the neutron residence. She rings the door bell and jimmy answers.
Ash: hello are you james neutron?
Jimmy: Yes who are you?
Ash: I'm ashley hanson of the W. W. F. S. The world wide fantastic science. We would like you to speak at our seminar.
Jimmy: I would love to
ash: wonderful. Please come with me the limo is waiting
Jimmy: Sure
they drive to the studio. Jimmy does not think this is a place for a seminar.
They walk in the studio. And jimmy looks confused. Then ashley uses her plant powers and grabs jimmy with a vine.
Ash: hey sis I got jimmy.
Stef: Finally
ash: hey it didn't take that long.
Jimmy: What's going on here?
Ash: well this is not a science seminar. This is a tv show. Ok stef you can go get cindy now.
Stef: k
stef walks up to cindys house and knocks on the door and cindy answers.
Cindy: hi can I help you?
Stef: Hello, Cindy Vortex?
Cindy: thats me
Stef: Hello i'm Stef from the W. W. F. S. the World Wide Fashion Society. We would like you to come model our clothes.
Cindy: oh really. Thats great. When do I leave.
Stef: Right now, come on
cindy: ooookkkkkkk.
They get in the limo and drive to the tv station.
Cindy: hey what is this it looks like a studio
Stef: We're almost there you'll see it
a few minutes later they come to a stop. Stef and cindy come out of the car and into the building.
Ash: finally. I was getting bored. Did you get the girl
Stef: You see her don't you?
Ash: oh ok. Well should I tie her up like the other one?
Stef: okay
cindy: hey what do you mean tie me up like the other one?
Ash didn't listen but used a vine to tie up cindy.
Stef: This is fun
ash: I know let me get out the other one and we can tell them about the show.
Stef: I hope your comfy?
ash then gets jimmy out of the closet still tied up with a vine but his hair is starting to sprout flowers.
Jimmy: Okay what's going on
Stef: Haha, Pretty flowers jimmy
cindy: what happened to your hair nerdtron? Did you put seeds and soil in your hair.
Jimmy: No
Stef: HAHA but it looks like it
Jimmy glares at ash.
ash: what I was practicing my spells let me get rid of that.
Ash: flowers that are so pretty...get yourselves out of jimmy.
The flowers vanish
ash: ok it worked but that sounded dumb
Stef: Great spell sis
ash: thanks but lets just explain the show to them.
Stef: Okay this hoe it works. We are going to keep you here until you two confess to that you love each other.
Cindy and jimmy: I do not love him/her!
Ash: sure you don't. Oh sis we forgot to introduce the show at the beginning.
Stef: Go right ahead sisi I'll watch these two, and please tell me took all of his gadgets
ash: oops
ash: I'll get them now
Stef: Okay
uses vines to grab all of jimmys gadgets. Except his watch. Jimmy smiles evilly
ash: oh silly me I forgot the watch
use vine to take watch.
Ash: ok sis done. Did you remember to give cindy that shot that paralyzes her from th neck down
Stef: I'll do that right now. ZAP
ash: ok good now I shall introduce the show.
Ash: hello and welcome to witches know best. For the people who never watched the show before I shall explain. Me and my sister stef kidnap our fave couples and bring them together with a series of facts, question, and challenges. We also use our powers as an advantage. My power is the power of plants and weather. Stef's is the power of love. She can tell if someone is in love.
Ash: now todays couple is the favorite jimmy and cindy.
Stef: AWWW
ash: what don't tell me your watching tv. You better not.
Stef: No
ash: then what's with the AWWW
Stef: They're cute
cindy: she is creeping me out
ash: yea me to
Jimmy: Same here
ash: sis, are you ok. Did you give yourself a sweet shot again
stef: NO!!!!
Ash: oh no are danny and sam here for a visit?
Stef: I hope not
ash: then what was with the AWWW
Stef: Like I said before, They're cute together
jimmy and cindy: WE'RE NOT TOGETHER
Stef: Suuuuurrrrrreeeeee
Ash: thats what they all say
Stef: Yeah Look at Danny and Sam now
ash: ewwwwwww. Bad mental image of last time if we didn't walk in that trailer. Thanks a lot sis.
Stef: Sorry
ash: ok sis want to start us off with the facts
Stef: Fact 1 we are witches
Cindy: ok and...
Jimmy: Okay what's the point of this
ash: to put you two together it's our lives work
Stef: Yuppers
cindy: there is no way I want to go out with king cranium over here
Jimmy: And I don't want to go out with miss i think I know everything
cindy: ME! You're the one who is always bragging about having a IQ of like 300. And I'm not the one putting the world in mortal danger all the time.
Stef: Okay you two stop fighting
ash: yea your giving me a major migraine. Sis do you have like some pain killers or something to kill this migraine. And jimmy don't even think I will take your new invention to cure migraines in like 1 minute. Ok so don't even ask.
Stef: Here you go sis
ash: thanks takes two pills and downs a whole glass of water. I need to lie down
Stef: You do that
ash then uses her plant powers and make a hammock out of vines and flowers and lays down in it.
Stef: So let get's started
cindy: with what. Don't you need her to continue the show. What happened to her any way
Stef: Because of you two she needs to lie down so i have to run the show until she's better. And Jimmy's right you are Miss. I think I know everything. Jimmy Giggles Hey Jimmy you are too.
Cindy: what ever hey what is she doing. She is getting up.
Stef: Feeling better sis?
Ash: need...caffeine
Stef: Remember what happened last time?????
Ash: nooooooo she said in and innocently
Stef: Fine but if you get sick again, I'm not helping you
cindy: ok what the heck happened last time?
Stef: She had to much coffee beans
cindy: don't you mean coffee
Stef: No
cindy: so what happened after she had to much coffee beans
Stef: Hospital
stef looks around and ash is not there.
Stef: Where's Ash
producers: she's at the chocolate barn
Stef: Let her go, I'm not her mother
cindy: sooooooo. Why did she eat raw coffee beans anyway
Stef: I don't know. She needs a boyfriend.
Cindy: oooohh.
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons baby
but you keep fronten
sayin wat you gon do to me
but I seen nuttin
ash: hey sis. I'm down at chocolate barn you want me to pick you up something?
Stef: Sure but don't get yourself carried away
ash: fine what do you want
Stef: Just coffee
ash: ok well do jimmy or cindy want anything?
Stef: You guys want anything? she asked jimmy and cindy
cindy: I'm good
Jimmy: Me too
Stef: They don't want nothing
ash: any of the producers want anything?
Stef: YOUR GUYS WANT ANYTHING?
Producers: coffee and muffins
Producers: coffee and muffins
ash: ok I'll be back in a few
Stef: Okay
un none male voice: hey ash is that you
ash: ok bye sis I have to go.
Stef: Bye
stef hangs up.
Cindy: hey whats up I heard that male voice
Stef: I don't and don't be so nosey
cindy: HEY!
Ash: hey guys I'm back and heres your guys's coffee and muffins she said throwing the producers there stuff
ash: here you go sis. Heres your coffee. Oh you will never guess who I ran into at the chocolate barn.
Stef: Who?
Ash: COME ON OUT GUYS
then 3 guys come out of back stage. It's the JONAS BROTHERS
Stef: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stef: I love you Joe
Joe: I know ash told me
Stef: Faints
ash: sis? Sis? Wake up sis. Ok time to use powers. uses weather powers to make it rain on stef
Stef: huh? AHHHHHH
ash: hey sis guess what
Stef: What?
Ash: I no longer have a reason to be depressed
Stef: I'm no longer hating my sis
ash: hey what does that mean
Stef: I love you sis
ash: ok guys you can go now and nick, joe we'll meet you here at 5 ok.
Nick: ok see you tonight
joe: yea see ya
Stef: Bye Joe. I love you
then the jonas brothers left.
Ash: Ok well thats all we have time for tune in next time for...
Both: witches know best
cindy: can we go now?
Stef: No and we promise next time we will get to the questions. Goodnight everybody
the show ended for now.