365 Days of Hetalia
The World Just Got a Bit More Awkward
Hiya guys! Sorry I have kind of been neglecting my other stories, sorry. OK! Fine! I HAVEN'T KIND OF BEEN NEGLECTING THEM I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING THEM! I AM SO SORRY!
Disclaimer: I do not own a thing!
"Hey guys!" America said bursting through the door. Today there was a world meeting.
"You are late, you git," England said as America took his place.
"Oh shut up England. I saw you run into the building at the last minute," America replied.
"I had scones in the oven that I had to attend to!" England said defending himself.
"Oh please, everyone knows that you secretly love each other and the Revolutionary War was just you two releasing your sexual tensions," France said. "Ohonhonhon."
"What the-?" America said at France's comment.
"You stupid Frog! Where on Earth did you get an idea like that?" England practically shouted.
"From Japan," France said smiling, "isn't it wonderful? Yaoi, the forbidden love between two males."
"Ah-ha! You are the culprit!" England shouted pointing a finger at Japan.
"N-no! Not me, just the citizens of my county. And it's not just you and America-san, there is also Switzerland-sanxAustria-san, Itary-sanxGermany-san, Prussia-sanxAustria-san, Porand-sanxRithuania-san, Spain-sanxRomano-san, France-sanxEngrand-san, and-"
"Those are all disgusting!" England shouted stopping Japan before he continued.
"Dude, Japan, man, I thought we were friends," America said, "why would your people do sick things like that?"
"There is no way I would ever be together with that stupid Britain!" France said.
"Hey Germany, why were our names said together?" Italy asked.
"Vell, Japan's citizens think that…we love each other…like a couple," Germany explained.
"Eh? But that's so nasty! I like pretty women! Not mean Germany!" Italy shouted.
"There is no vay the awesome me would ever love that uptight son-of-a-bitch, Austria," Prussia said as Gilbird tweeted in agreement.
"There is arso thing rike Prussia-sanxGermany-san, America-sanxCanada-san, and Itary-sanxRomano-san," Japan said.
"THAT'S NOT RIGHT! VE ARE BROTHERS!" Germany shouted.
"That's stir not arr," Japan said, "ther is this thing called Nyotalia, where arr the girrs are boys and arr the boys are girrs. The the girr versions rove each other rike the pairing I said before."
"That's enough!" England shouted, "can we please get on with the meating?"
Everyone was silent as they stared at England.
"Okay, first order of business is: what are we going to do about pollution?"
"Dude, I got this!" America said, "we create a genetically modified superhero and have stop pollution!"
"NO! No, no, no, no! How many times do I have to tell you: THAT. WON'T. WORK!" England
"Look, there sexual tensions are back!" France shouted.
"Grahh!" England said and stormed out slamming the doors behind him.
There was an awkward silence until America broke it with, "Awkward silence, a gay baby is born! Haha!"
"Vell, I guess the meeting is over then, and nothing has been solved, yet again," Germany said sighing.
"Hai, it does seem that way," Japan added.
"Ya!" Italy said. Everyone slowly began to leave the room.
"Who wants to go get something to eat?" America asked. "We should totally go to McDonalds!"
"I want pasta," Italy chimed.
"Some vurst sound good right now, right Vest?" Prussia asked. "How 'bout making me some?"
"Fine, I'll make some for you," Germany said.
"Kesesesesese!"
"Hey France, I bet you were born during an awkward silence," American said.
"I most certainly was not!" France yelled back.
"Yeah, sure you weren't," America said.
"Hey Japan, that yaoi stuff is nasty, aru," China said.
"Hai, I know," Japan said. All the talking became murmurs as everyone exited the room. All that was left was Canadia.
"I'm still here," Canada said.
"Who are you?" Canada's bear asked.
"I'm Canada!" Canada said with a bright smile.
I hope you guys like it! xD Pleas review! And if you have any ideas for later chapters I will be glad to accept them on the conditions that ther shall be no yaoi, yuri, lemon, or limes. I will also give you credit for the idea. I need 364 of them so please help out. I am sorry if I didn't get any of the country's things right, like the l's to r's for Japan and the w's to v's for Germany, so yeah... pleas forgive me!