A/N: This was originally an assignment for Math. We had to create a story or song that had to do with adding and subtracting integers and my friend Brendan and I came up with this. We realize that Selene is out of character but her god daughter is like a child to her so she shows emotion towards her instead of being cold to her.
Maharet is the child of Amelia and Marcus so she has the rank to be a bitch to Kraven.
We don't own Underworld or the characters but we do own Maharet Corvinus.
"Selene!" The Vampire princess bellowed as she walked into the coven Kraven, Viktor's steward walked forward and frowned at the sight of the princess.
"Maharet can you be any louder?" He sarcastically asked and the teenage princess rolled her light green eyes.
"You may be in charge here but you're still just a steward you have no right to talk to me in that tone." Maharet said coldly
"Selene is up in the shooting range" Kraven said 'Note to self: never cross that child' He thought as he retreated and Maharet stomped off.
"Stupid math I'm never going to need it 'cause I have servants that can do all that stuff for me." Maharet muttered as she stormed up the stairs. "But still they make me do it. I should set the death dealers on them but no, Mother won't let me. Uncle Viktor would he loves killing mortals." She muttered as she clomped into the armory where her godmother Selene was shooting clay statues of Lycans.
"What did you do this time?" Selene asked as she reloaded her Beretta.
"It's what I didn't do Selene" Maharet said throwing her backpack across the room as she ran a hand through her razor cut dark brown hair.
"Which is?" Selene asked as she shot another statue up
"Math, it's not like I'm going to need it. Father said that when I become of age I'll get my turn at ruling. Then I'll get my servants to do it for me." Maharet said
"But if they cheat you out of money you're screwed" Selene said
"I never thought about it that way" Maharet said
"Come here I'll help you understand it" Selene said putting down her Beretta and grabbing Maharet's backpack. Maharet walked over to her godmother and sat down next to her as Selene took out a math book. "Adding and subtracting Integers huh? That gave me trouble when I was your age mind you that was six hundred years ago." Selene said
"Really" Maharet said
"Look at it this way Mah: there's a pack of twenty Lycans, you kill sixteen of them, how many are left?" Selene asked
"Four" Maharet said
"Good. Now if twenty more Lycans come but six run off" Selene asked
"Twenty seven" Maharet answered
"Good" Selene said as she thought of another problem "Now if there's sixteen Lycans and twelve Death Dealers and twelve Lycans are slaughtered and six death dealers are killed how many people survived?" Selene asked
"Ten people survived" Maharet said
"Good now Kraven is a negative bastard and you cut off ten of his fingers and four of his toes which are also negative but the missing fingers and toes become positive. How many fingers and toes does he have left?" Selene asked
"Um negative six 'cause he has six toes left and he's still a negative bastard." Maharet said
"I think you've got it" Selene said with a smile as she fondly wrapped an arm around her goddaughter.