"This ain' good, Matty?" "We've been breached." "Not Murdoc again!" "No, much worse. Read." "I can't believe it!" "How do they know all this?" "Mac, they love hurting you-torture, stabbing, shooting. This one...gross-how is that even possible?" "Do you need a hug?" "BOZER!" "Guys, this is serious." Silence. "What do we do?" "We can't crash the internet-" "Why not?" "JACK!". "Just a thought." "It's all over the world!" "I don't know, some's not bad." "CAGE!" "Seriously, some are sweet." "CAGE!" "She has a point, why are we always hugging?" "At least you're still a badass. How the hell am I your son?" "No kidding." "It's sweet." "No, it's not!" "Whatever, focus people!" "I'm not sure we can stop it?" "What? Giving up? That ain't you, man." "I hate this." "Me too, buddy, but we'll get through this." "Awww." BOZER! "I don't see the harm." "What do you care, you're barely mentioned." "I'm too nuanced." "Hardly." " They like Mac? Do you see what they do to him? Look, he even dies." "I think they do." "What?" "That's it!" "What?" "Bait!" "What?" "Jack, stop saying 'what'! Mac?" "We put out a challenge." "They answer, we bust 'em, nice!" "Let's do it."
***And there it is, the challenge. Write a story in exactly 200 words. Anyone else up for it?