NO FLAMES. I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME. Only tell me if you like it. I got this idea at like 2 in the morning so excuse the lack of detail and punctuation.

Summary: Some people are VERY forgetfull of a Kazekage's birthday...

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Me: oh come on! how many people out there ACTUALLY think im Masashi Kishimoto?

gaara: "You never know...some people are real idiots...cough, Uchiha, cough

disclaimer: "HEY!!!! YOU CAN'T BASH CHARACTERS!!!! oh wait, i dont like sasuke..."

gaara: "ugh...say it!!!!!!!!"

Me: "I do not own Naruto or any other characters...except Gaara."

Gaara: ahem

Me: FINE! i dont own gaara either. goes to sulk

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"god, naruto, do i really have to?" Gaara asked. as he and naruto walked down the dimly lit street to Naruto's house.

"OF COURSE!!!" Naruto replied, obviously the more enthusiastic one.

Gaara. is being forced. to go. to. a. sleepover.

'How much fun this will be.' Gaara thought

"Why, again?"he asked, dreadfully.

"Because, it's your birthday of course!!!!!!!!!"

"Dude, my birthday was over 7 months ago. it's October. My birthday is in January."

"...Oh." Naruto said after a short silence.

"Good, now can i go?" Gaara asked.

"NO!" he yelled. Quite loud actually.

"Why not?"

"Because i said. And because youre in Konoha now. MY rules."

"You're lucky you're my ONLY friend. You would be SO dead now, otherwise. Is Uchiha going to be there?"

"Yeah. so is Neji, Shino, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, and me!!!."

"Obviously. Woo freaking hoo."

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they finally reach the house...

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DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!! update comin soon!!!!!!!

ill love you FOREVER if you review!!!!

Gaara: "I love no one..."

Me: "GAARA!!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!"

Gaara: sends sand around after Subaku-no-Rachel97

Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T QUIT...I'LL...I'll...uhh...well..."

Gaara: smilrks "stutter at me?"

Me: "SHUT IT!!!!!!! ugh you WAIT till next chapter!!!!!!"

Gaara: "Whatever you say..."