Hello. Welcome to the Rant.

TODAY'S RANT

The End

Jette:"Hello, welcome to the Rant."

Missy:"You can buy your refreshments and sugary needs over at the counter at the counter over there." do YOU have sugary needs?

J: "Today, we are ranting about the end. I mean, come ON, THREE SEASONS! The show is about four anyway. FOUR elements, FOUR nations (yes, i KNOW the airbenders are dead, but aang is still there so SHMEE!) FOUR friends, (until suki came in and complicated crap, she was in like, four episodes and now she's a main character? Do you know the crap Toph went through to be accepted as a main character? do they just expect us to accept Suki? And I KNOW about Zuko, but he's too awesome to be limited as part of the Gaang. He became the Firelord, anyway.) the seasons should be four! What happened to the era of love and peace Zuko was blabbering about?"

M:"Yeah! Now, I can see we're diving right in! NO icebreakers needed! Why am I talking like a sports reporter! Okay, back to normal...for now. Umm...yeah. Did like one of the books get trashed by some snotty no good school kid who randomly found it in a library and ikes to destroy property and hates Avatar and all awesomness in the world sneeze in it? Or possibly drown it? Throw it in a firepit? Feed it to a pitbull? I NEED TO KNOW! LOOK AT MY FACE! LOOK AT IT! ARE YOU AFRAID? What's that? 'a little...' TRY VERY!"

J:"RANT. RANT. RANT."

M:"RANT FOR YOUR LIVES!"

J:"okay, now that our sugary needs have been taken care of...

M:"With pudding parfeit..."

J:"So, Missy, what do you have to say about that?"

M:"bout what?"

J" About THAT."

M:"Oh...yeah...that. Totally! Yeah...Aang looks totally pink and crumpled."

J:"On my closet door? He looks weird."

M:"That's how he's supposed to look."

J:"Pink & crumpled?"

M:"umm...you said that. stop making me try to look like the weird one!"

J:"For those of you who haven't seen my room, (it would be weird if you have! STALKER!) I have pictures of all the Avatar dudes on my closet. I also have Sokka & his cactus juice on my door, with a sign with his friendly mushroom quote."

M:"m...we should move on...you're scaring them- 0_0"

J:"ARE YOU SCARED?"

M:"mhh...I would. Yes I mumble a lot."

"Okay, did anyone think the end was weird & horrible? Like my school? I thought it was good, but weird. They should have left out the shit with the lion turte & answer some questions we want answered. LIKE WHERE THE HELL IS ZUKO'S MOM?"

M:"YEAH! WHAT THE FLIP?

J:"ABOUT WHAT? oops, caps lock still on."

M:"I WILL TELL YOU WHAT! (and yes I purposley put the caps on! RAWR FEAR ME!) Okay: the lion turtle thing is messed up. They were never in the show before and I couldn't understand a word it was saying for the first five times, and I'm still confused with the whole surrendering your spirit to bend another. Wouldn't you like be dead? Also isn't that convineinet that Aang finds a lion turtle right before the battle, and he just decides to get like sick in the head and swim into the ocean at night aand he lands on it."

J:"He like, randomly gets AANGSTY! (disturbingly Zuko like Angst.) Why didn't he get AANGSTY right before the eclipse? I think the writers just made this up as they went along."

M:"Hey kids! Let's bring in a special guest, and a personal hater of mine even though I'm an obsessed fan."

J:"Ok, I know my line, but DON'T CALL THEM KIDS! IT's WEIRD!"

J:"HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRES TOPH!"

TOPH:"Missy, I hate you.

J:"What do ya have to say about THAT?"

M:"(sniffles)(cries) (blowing nose) Well...I have...these...dreams...and Toph's always in them...and...she hates me...no matter what I do...I love her! Why do you hate me?"

T:"Because."

J:"I had a dream where she didn't hate you. We were in this house that had a graveyard in back, but they dug out all the corpses & left the holes & tombstones (I have disturbing dreams!) & a bunch of ppl (including you, the entire Avatar cast, & some random Disney stars) were there & a bunch of skaters came by with FAKE BABY PARTS & then a baby vampire rolled itself across the street & I freaked & dove behind the couch & nobody thought the vampire was weird! Ok, yeah, Toph didn't hate you."

M:"She does. Just ask. Okay, in my dreams I don't remember too much anymore but: I was at a sleepover with you and then Toph showed up and she told me I looked young and totally avoided me, then this other time we were in my school (it looks like a 3 story prison) and a dude was like trying to murder me and I don't think she cared too terribly much, then there was another one when she just purley hated me. mh. It's true."

J:"Okay, so Toph, how do you feel about the ending?"

T:"I thought it focused on Aang too much."

J:"He's the main character."

T:"And yet nobody cares about him."

M:"What about Harry Potter? There's nothing extraordinary about him, & everyone loves him."

J:"Yeah, Aang's pretty extraordinary & no one cares."

T:"Harry's THE BOY WHO LIVED."

M:"So? I lived too."

J:"From WHAT? I'm your best friend, you need to tell me this stuff!"

T:"Yeah, I don't really care..."

M:"THANKS!"

T:"Well, I got stuck on top of a giant airship with Sokka & Suki, I still don't know what the heck is up with her."

M:"Is it me, or does she get stupider every episode we see her?"

J:"Sokka gave her stupid disease."

M:"STEALER! I said that!"

T:"Okay, I gotta go pick my toes. Later."

M:"That pretty much wraps up our show for today. Please remember to reduce, reuse, & recycle."

J:"And abortion is murder. Do not forget that. Okay, Missy & I have to decide what to have for lunch! Bye!"

SUGARY NEEDS! Theme song plays & fades out as JETTE & MISSY give each other a high five & goes to eat lunch.