This Is Not My Story
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A/N: Let me start off by saying I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS YOU WILL SEE IN THIS STORY, EXCEPT THE TENTACLE CREATURE. I DO NOT OWN ADVENTURE TIME OR DOCTOR WHO. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. Some dialogue was taken from actual episodes of both series, for example the Ice King's origin story in the episode Holly Jolly Secrets part II. THIS IS A FANFICTION. I hope you enjoy it, but you might not. I feel like it started off good in the beginning, but got really crazy and random by the middle. I also didn't expect it to get as emotional as it did. Well, I'd appreciate you taking the time to read it at all. Thank you!
Chapter 1
The Tardis made the familiar landing noise, much to the Doctor's annoyance and curiosity. He had been intending to travel to the Victorian Age to get River a Christmas present. She had been mentioning a brand of undergarments, and he thought she should have the real things. Acquiring them would the fun part. But apparently the Tardis had other ideas. He sighed in defeat, knowing his "shopping" would have to wait. "All right, old girl. Where have you brought me this time?" He threw on his tweed overcoat, and-oh, haven't seen that in a while- a very long multi-colored scarf which he wrapped several times around his neck. He smiled as he checked his outfit in the mirror. "I'm bringing it back!" he declared as he tugged the knitted thing tightly. "Be back in a bit, Sexy!" he bid the Tardis as he flung himself out the door and into….
"Hmm. This is new." He remarked. The scenery looked decidedly…normal. Sprawling grassy hills, same old sky, and only one sun…Earth. "Well, I know where I am. Now to find out…when I am!" he chuckled at his own joke. Then he looked around quickly. Good thing no one heard that, he thought. No one appreciates time-related jokes anymore! He walked at a leisurely pace up the hill, twirling the ends of his old scarf around his fingers nostalgically.
It was when he got to the top of the hill that he knew that this time period was anything but usual, and unlike any he had seen before. He could see a castle in the distance, and a town. But the creatures inhabiting the land looked very new to him. A few feet away from him was a tree, which seemed to be a house at the same time. Not far from it, a young boy and a dog seemed to be…fighting something…no, someone! They were mercilessly attacking what looked like an elderly human…humanoid person. And not only that, they were ridiculing him at the same time!
"Get out of here, you big nerd!" The boy said. "Stay away from the princess or I'll kick you some more!"
He accentuated his sentence by giving a swift kick into the miser's abdomen. The dog followed suit. The old man was wailing. Oh, this would not do.
"Stop! Stop right now!" The Doctor yelled as he ran toward them. The two moved away and let The Doctor help the poor fellow up. "Are you all right, sir?" The Doctor asked gently. The bearded man clutched at The Doctor's scarf and pointed an accusing finger at the boy and dog.
"These two thugs are always picking on me! They love to hit my body!" The man said miserably.
The Doctor sent a disapproving grimace towards them. "Answer me right now. Why were you hurting this man? "
The boy glared. "He's the Ice King! He's evil, and he's always stealing princesses. So I stop him with my fists!" The boy demonstrated by punching the air a few times.
"Yeah, he's a pretty sucky guy." The dog said. Wait-the dog said?
The Doctor's head was buzzing with all the anomalies at work here. He had so many questions.
"You can't stop me! I will have my princess!" The Ice King let go of The Doctor and rose into the air, flying by flapping the large strands of his white beard. He flew away over the horizon.
The Doctor was left alone with the violent boy and talking dog. He took out his Sonic and scanned the dog first, then the boy. "Very interesting…"
"What's that thing?" The boy asked.
The Doctor answered proudly," It's a sonic screwdriver, and it lets me know that you are a human and he"-he gestured at Jake-"has mostly dog DNA but is a little something extra. It's fascinating really, and-wait a minute, I'm cross with you two! First of all, what are your names?"
"I'm Finn," the boy said," and this is my pal, Jake."
"Hello, Finn, Jake. I am The Doctor."
"Doctor…?" Jake probed.
"Hmm?"
"Your Doctor who?
"Oh, you'll be asking that for a long time. Now. Why were you attacking the Ice King?"
"We told you! He's evil!" Finn said.
The Doctor raised an eyebrow. "And that would make you two?"
"We're righteous bros! We kick evil's butt!" Finn and Jake bumped fists together.
The Doctor stared at them. "Let me make this perfectly clear. I. Hate. Violence. It disgusts me. While I am here, there will be no violence of any sort. Never. Not while I breathe, while my hearts are beating. I am The Coming Storm. I am The Doctor!" He declared passionately.
Finn and Jake exchanged glances. "Listen, guy," Finn started," I beat down evil guys. It's my thing."
Jake nodded.
"Ah. Well, my thing, is to prove that intellect and romance can triumph over brute force and cynicism."
"Whaaat?" Jake asked.
"I am a Time Lord, I travel through time and space, saving civilizations, rescuing planets, all without raising a fist if I can help it. And I usually do. And my Tardis-my time and space travelling machine-has brought me here for a reason. "
"What reason?" Finn asked.
"I don't know yet. But I will find out, and if there is wrongdoing in these lands, I will put a stop to it, I can promise you."
"Me and Finn do that all the time!" Jake assured. "If there are problems, we take care of them!"
"Well, I will take care of it my way. I must find out why I was brought here…What is this place called? What country are we in?"
"This is the Land of Ooo." Finn said.
"Hmm, never heard of it…Well, time to explore!" The Doctor declared. He spun on his heel and started walking toward the castle in the distance.
"Hey, wait!" Finn and Jake caught up to him. "If there's some bad stuff going on that brought you here, me and Finn should help you get rid of it!"
"You're rather young, and this could be dangerous." The Doctor refused.
"My middle name is dangerous!"
The Doctor turned to Jake. "You seem to be a mature being. Are you going to let him endanger himself?"
"There's no stopping him once he puts him mind to something. I usually have his back, though."
The Doctor sighed. "Fine! Come along, then."
"This way is the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum might have info about whatever brought you here." Finn said.
"Then we'll start there! To the Candy Kingdom!" The Doctor gave a skip and set on the path to the town.
"All right! IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!" Finn yelled excitedly. Jake stretched and grew in size, and Finn hopped on his back. "Come on, Doctor!"
The Doctor gaped at the dog. He smiled. "There are always such astounding things in the universe. I'll never stop being amazed. Geronimo!" He mounted Jake, seated behind Finn and they set off.
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