Okay, This a requestfic where you can request a pairing of a villain and a protagonist. Although I have some of my own ideas. These will be oneshots, some short, some long. Some may be funny, some may be serious and some may be downright unpredictable. Beware. Also I'll only do each pairing once. No repeats.

I do not own pokemon. Here's an example. Each pairing can only be done once. Also, no Yuri please. I can't write it.

Title: The problem with neglective daddies...

Pairing: N x Touko

Word count: 476 (Yeah, short I know)

Warnings: None really. Just a plot that's probably overused.

Setting: Somewhere in Unova

Touko watched her Whimsicott and Bisharp train, her Emboar beside her. She was carrying a pokemon egg with her, she had received it from the day care 3 days after leaving a Volbeat and Ditto there and wondered what was in it. Would it be a Volbeat or an Illumise? She noticed her Houndoom and a Mandibuzz were fighting. She sighed and went to break up the fight, putting the egg down first.

N watched her curiously as she tried (and failed) to stop the two dark types then turned his attention to the pokemon egg. He was confused. How did Touko go to the daycare and get given back an egg when she dropped off pokemon? She gives the daycare pokemon and they give her eggs.

"Hey Touko?" Touko turned around, having given up on seperating the two feuding dark types.

"Yeah?"

"You gave the daycare Pokemon right? So why did they give you an egg?"

Touko looked at him blankly. "Because my pokemon laid it."

"So it's your Pokemon's?"

"Yeah."

"Then why do you have it?" Touko sighed. They were HER pokemon. So the egg belonged to her.

"So it can hatch. Any other questions?" Why was her boyfriend so dense and naive sometimes? Oh yeah. Ghetsis.

"Just one. So how did your Volbeat and Ditto make the egg?" Touko choked on the air. She didn't expect that. At all.

"W-Well... Didn't Ghetsis tell you about mating or reproduction?"

"Repro what?" Touko facepalmed. This was going to be a long day...

"Okay, do you know where babies come from?"

"Eh... A female's stomach?" Touko sighed.

"Okay, but do you know how they get there and how they get out?"

"Nope!" Touko wanted to bang her head on something. N's childish innocence was cute, but he's 21 for cry it out loud! You'll think he'll know all this...

" Ok... I'll explain this briefly. Let's use two Herdiers as examples. You see pokemon do this thing called 'mating'. When two pokemon of opposite genders are in love they do this 'mating' thing and the female bears an egg. But only certain pokemon can mate with others. Like a Mandibuzz and Braviary can breed but a Gyrados and Emboar can't. It's called egg groups. And if the pokemon are of different species the egg hatches into the female's species. Understand so far?"

"I think so. But why can't males 'mate' with other males and females with other females?"

"Because females and males have different parts. The same goes for humans except the baby is in the stomach, not an egg. Well it's kind of like an egg..." N continued looking at her with confusion.

"But what exactly IS mating?"

"... Let's just go to the Nacrene Library..." No way in hell was she describing that. Ghetsis Harmonia gets the reward for the world's most neglective daddy.