"Welcome, welcome" looking down on a slender form, "you know you are in trouble sir."
"What? did i catch you at the wrong moment?" laughing at the form lying in the middle of the floor snapping upright to a seated position, "so you did do it!" pointing to the taller form
"Kill you, no," looking at the boy in front of him, "I simply caught your soul as it was passing."
"Like you I'm a troll, by nature and nurture," pulling the seated form to its feet, "get up."
"Grimtooth by name, troll by race, traps and pranks my lethal specialty."
"Here you are my nephew, son of my sister Tina," escorting the child onward toward nearby wardrobes "welcome to the family dear boy."
pulling clothes from a drawer, grabbing the third decorated with 'undead-recycle reuse reanimate'
tossing him the tee-shirt "Get dressed."
not letting him notice the 'abject humiliation' on the back
"Follow me," motioning him to follow, "Many are watching you, on your second chance."
"Again, back to life" a stretching grin as he looks at his new kin, "Welcome to the family Zelretch."