A/N: Another different kind of story I suppose...

A/N: soooo I've been on this writing hype! Which u all should be happy about that I'm even typing up a chapter since I'm too lazy to even pick up a remote when it falls off my bed while I'm lying naked! I'm also typing at work, which is helpful. I've also realized for someone who writes I'm a slow illiterate ass reader! This is not written by LEATHERnGOLD! This a/n is all me! Even though LEATHERnGOLD is the most awesomest lil skittle fucktard asshole I know! & I now want to go to her secret boom boom palace where she procreates & puts the pro in procreate ahahahahahaha! FANTASY FACTORY XX! Uhm... Enjoy ur chapter! & review

A/N: Yeah, what ^she said lol

Summary: What if Demi and Selena never auditioned for Barney?

It was the first night of the play that Miss Lavista's class worked on for two and a half weeks. If it wasn't for their new student, Selena, the play would be a lot more dull with all the under acting. She was one of the few students who memorized all of their lines, not to mention she was the main color of the crayon box.

"But I like you!" the boy back stage whined.

"I don't like you!" Selena shouted back, angrily and turned away from him.

He rushed in front of her and repeated. "I like you!" he said right before steeling a kiss from her.

Selena's eyes widened in shock and swiftly pushed him off of her and he stumbled off the stage, and onto Miss Lavista. Selena, fully unaware stormed off and towards the changing areas.

"S-Selena, right?" she nodded without looking up. "What happened?" a timid voice asked.

"Stupid Franklin kissed me." Selena pouted with her arms tightly crossed against her chest.

"Y-you didn't want to kiss him?" Demi asked.

"No! He's a fuckin' asshole!" Demi flinched at her profanity.

"He's the cutest boy in the whole third grade..."

Selena stomped her foot. "Says who! I think he's fuckin' ugly, and gross."

Demi sat next to her. "You okay?" Selena nodded. "He fell off the stage and right into Miss Lavista." she chuckled out.

Selena's pout turned into a grin. "Really?" Is he hurt?" she asked enthusiastically.

"Yes!" Miss Lavista hissed as she scowled down at Selena.

"Uh-oh." Demi and Selena said in unison.

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"Shut the fuck up!" seven year old Selena shouted as she grabbed Demi's hand and led her out of the park. "Assholes!" she yelled over her shoulder, and all the other children gasped at the use of a curse word, but Demi was used to Selena's sailor mouth.

The other kids continued to put their finger on top of their two front teeth and chanted. "Gapped Teeth!" and other various nicknames they reserved for only her.

Demi continued to cry even after they were far away from the other kids. "It's okay, Demi." Selena spoke with her slight lisp. "I like your gap."

Demi looked up and pouted. "Why? It's ugly."

"No one else has it but you... and my mama said that it's not a butt chin, it's a cleft chin." Selena wiped the streaming tears with her sleeves. "No one has that but you."

"It makes me ugly!"

"I don't think you're ugly!"

"Everyone else thinks so." she sniffled.

"Well, they're just assholes... and no one can be my best friend unless they have a cleft chin, so you have to be my best friend forever and ever."

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Demi pouted. "No one's ever gonna wanna kiss me." she said as she kicked the dirt below her feet.

"W-well, we could kiss. For practice and stuff."

Demi nodded, sadly. "But you have to pinky promise that we won't tell anyone!"

Selena rapidly shook her head. "I promise!" she said and held out her pinky. When the other girl grabbed hold of her finger, Selena pulled and connected their lips together.

After three seconds, they separated. "Wow." Demi touched her lips. "That's kissing!" she exhaled. "I can't believe that we haven't done that sooner!"

Selena smiled proudly. "Well, we can keep practicing until we're really good at it!" Demi nodded eagerly.

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My first actual kiss was with my best friend... a girl. She was absolutely amazing, and pretty... And I miss her. I remember the last time we kissed... We were in her bedroom, in her bed as a matter of fact. Her and I practiced a lot, so we've gotten so much better. We were hugging as we kissed and I suppose we didn't hear the door when her mother barged in to see the last thing she'd expect. In a fit of rage, she pulled Demi away by her hair as she cursed my very existence. I watched in horror as Demi was beat. I had a quick slap from her which landed me right on the ground... I bet if she tried that now, I would have her laid out in one shot. ...She explained everything to my mom, and they moved immediately after. I did my best to get away and see her for one last time but my mom wasn't so thrilled about the whole thing either.

Since then, we've moved twice. Aparently, I've been noticably acting up and the teachers were concerned, and my mom will be damned if the town knew she was harboring a dyke.

Personally, I feel she over reacted... We were only 9. It's not like we knew what we were doing... Our parents didn't even tell us about the birds and the bees until it was too late. Well, that's what my mom did anyway. She sat me down right away to tell me how homosexuality was wrong and that God would hate me and send me to hell... blah blah blah. Whatever. I'm still going to kiss girls, at least when I find out here who's open minded enough.

It's hard to find anyone open minded in Texas, at least the real open minded people. Not the ones who want to be different for the sake of being different, but the people who are different just because they are. Until then, I guess I'll just keep it a secret like my mom always wanted and hope some hot chick falls into my lap.

A/N: In later chapters, they're definitely going to meet... knowing me and how I rush into things, I'm going to have them meet in the next one... hopefully, or not hopefully... Whatever, let's see where it goes...