This is a story I wrote while on a sugar rush. If anyone likes Britney Spears do not read
it. This is a really messed up story I wrote in like 2 minutes.

Disclaimer: I will not paid for this! (though it would be cool to be) I do not own DBZ but I
do own THE SPORK ARMY!! MUUHHAAAHAHAAAAAA hehee...onto the story

King Kai's Cricket/Bug that Takes Over the World:

(A/N: sorry I forgot it's name so I'll call him Bug. Yup!)

This was it.....Bug had grown tired of being ignored. He was tired of being used as batting
practice. So he called unto the sporks (the spoons that have ends that look like a fork) and
they advanced on Tokyo, Japan. The sporks attacked while riding on Sledge-hammers.

Bug and his army then went after Bubbles! They got Bubbles to join the Spork Side. Then they
got on their hamburger ships and went to take over the one Taco Bell in Oregon. They shot
ketchup rays and the Taco Bell returned fire by throwing mustard hot dogs. Then the Taco
Bell turned into a flying ship. The Taco Bell ship ran over all the hamburger ships except
for one.

Then the Tooth Fairy came and turned the sporks into weeds and wacked Bug and Bubbles back
to King Kai's and wacked them so hard they turned into trees. In the spring the tree
produced bug and Bubbles as fruits. Then they grew back to normal and weren't fruit anymore.

After that they attacked the Taco Bell with Britney Spears Clones and the Taco Bell was
doomed so everyone ran from their shop/ship. So Bug and Bubbles collected the energy
crystals and went to their secret Pumpkin Fort and played card while watching Ghost Writer.

Then all the Britney Spears clones all went to King Kai's and annoyed him.

THE END!!!