A/N: Oooh, look, it's another little oneshot drabble.
Yeah. I decided I liked the result of my oneshot song fic so much, that I'd make another little drabble. But it's not a song fic this time.
Heh. I'd been itching to do some more Larxel writing, but I had no idea what I wanted to write. So I just decided to rant about what Axel-kun thinks of everyone's favorite Apathetic Princess. At least, my opinion on what I think he thinks.
In short, that means: You don't like this, then leave me alone. Don't get up in my face. I do bite--and I haven't had my rabies shots yet.
Now I'm done with my mini-rant. Wewt.
Disclaimer: Do you honestly think if I owned Kingdom Hearts, I'd be sitting here typing this right now?
The Savage Nymph—the name she'd been given at Castle Oblivion fit her quite in every respect.
She was so unlike a girl, it was plain to see how she'd managed to gain a position in the Organization.
Most people tended to stay away from her, at all times.
Whenever someone dared to approach Larxene, she'd yell at the top of her lungs—which, surprisingly, were rivaling Demyx's when it came to making noise—profanity of the worst sorts. More than often, said person to approach her would end up sore between the legs for the next few days if they weren't quick to escape.
But there were others who enjoyed coming to pester her, for no apparent reason. Axel was one of these people.
The girl was rude and impatient. Her mind was witty and cold, and it was suspected that rather than that hollow space where all Nobodies were lacking of a heart, hers was filled with ice. Despite her being the master of the lightning element.
She was callous and cruel. Positively sadistic. The only time joy was ever spotted on her face was when she was letting a flow of sharp comments escape her witty little mouth.
Such comments tended to put her victims in a state of such confusion and misery, it was a wonder that Zexion hadn't been the one to tamper with their mind.
So Nobodies weren't supposed to be able to feel. So what?
If they couldn't feel, then why did she express such rage every time her antennae-like strands of hair were insulted? Why, then, could she show such glee at the thought of defeating opponents in a landslide victory? And why, if they were supposed to lack such emotions, could she show such obvious annoyance whenever someone interrupted her private time, cooped up in the library and re-reading Marquis de Sade for the umpteenth time?
It seemed to Axel she was the very image of defying the laws of nature. She showed more emotion in an hour of screaming than the rest of the Thirteenth Order had ever shown in all their years of collecting hearts to build their precious Kingdom.
And no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't quite wipe the cocky pain-in-the-ass grin from the face of the 'Flurry of Dancing Flames'. Despite all her sadistic comments that came in torrents from her razor-sharp tongue, she was powerless to make him leave her alone. The expression of pure rage at the fact that his bugging her was something she couldn't control was what Axel possibly loved to watch most.
He was the only one brave enough to keep coming back to taunt her about her hair and the books she always stuck her nose in, in the castle's library. All the kunai knives in the world couldn't force him to stay away.
Larxene was vicious and spiteful, yes. She knew exactly what to say to rub anyone's nerves raw. She was certainly temperamental, frothing with fury at least once an hour.
But, a certain red-haired pyromaniac observed… she sure as hell was cute when she was mad.
A/N: This was fun to write. I may make this into a little collection of Larxel oneshots. But I'm not exactly sure yet.
I need feedback to decide on if I'm going to make this into a collection of little drabbles.
So if you decide to review, just tell me if you want more or not. I'll count the votes when I get somewhere between ten to fifteen reviews. Yes, I am that greedy. Get over it.
Oh, and I'm aware at how short this was. Like I said, I just had to get my Larxel craving out of my system. I didn't start this intending to post it on here, but I liked how it came out, so I did.
And now I'll shut up.
Read. Review (and vote if you do). Or just shake your head at how annoying you must think I am.