~ The Return of Bri.... ~

Ahhh yes, you think i would be gone forever, didn't you? mwahahahahahaha, yeah right, anyways, i am back to reek havok on all of you!!! nahh, just came to make funnies again, and with my leave, i have come back new and improved, with a dark, sick and twisted sense of humor, mixed with sarcasm. :) enjoy...

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We find our heroes, sharing a mansion somewhere in the land of the RPG's, living next door to the wonderful CC cast. Bri has been nowhere to be seen for months..

Meru: sheesh, everything is so dull now, i mean, Shana and Dart havn't died...yet...Rap's has been depressed and locked herself with albert..

Albert: i'm right here...

Meru: whoa, what happened to Rap's?

Albert: um...i think she found happiness elsewhere..

Meru: uh...yeah, get technical on me...you smart-ass

Albert: ...

Dart: *walks out from his bedroom* hehe...score!

Lavitz: whoa! DUDE, AGAIN!? this is like...the first time this week!!!

All: ....

Dart: it is monday you dolt!...

Suddenly the door handle jiggles...and the awake characters freeze..

Albert: don't tell me it's her...

???: GODDAMN DOOR! OPEN YOU TESTY FUCKER!!!

Meru: it's a guy's voice...sooo it's...OMG!! *runs to door*

???: open the door....please...

Meru: *opens door* BRIIIII!!!!! *tackles Bri*

Bri: oh good god...

Meru: we missed you!!!!

Dart: *glares around and runs into his bedroom, locking the door*

Albert: Rap's is gone...

Bri: i saw...i wish she was here..then it would be better *cries*

Meru: awww...*hugs Bri*

Bri: *walks to albert* gimme a hug...pweeeze?

Albert: uhhh....

Lavitz: *walks in* DUDE! it's like...that DUDE!

Bri: ...

Miranda: *walks in* boy lavitz, that was some good....holy Shit!!!

Bri: GAH! it's you!...*throws a gerbil at miranda*

Miranda: *dies*

Bri: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

All: ...

LLoyd: *walks in, rose walking with him, clinging to his arm*

Rose: i love you lloyd! *starts making out with lloyd*

Lloyd: mmmffmfmfmfmfmmmmmffmfmmfff...

Meru: anyways, come on albert, give bri a hug!

Bri: yeah! gimme a hug!...

Albert: ...*backs off slowly*

Bri: jeebus!!! don't do this to me!!!...

Albert: um...fine...*hugs Bri*

Bri: yeah, anyways...what's up peeps?

Meru: nothing really, dart and shana, havn't died, and always..welll..you know..*wink wink*

Bri: eww....they should fry *pushes a button on the wall*

*shana and dart are heard screaming in pain, smoke starts seeping through the small gaps in the door*

Meru: i wish i knew about that earlier...you don't know how many times i heard shana yell: "Who's the bitch!? Who's the bitch!?"