STAR WARS EPISODE II - ATTACK OF MY PANTS
I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS OKAY!
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We see a ship. A big ship. So big it wants to kiiiiiillllllll youuuuu...
Fuzz: Hey wait, that's wrong!
Lance: Hey, it's a spoof! What do you expect?
Fuzz: ...
So anyway, it's a big ship. It's flying over the vast world of Courseness. We see smaller ships going along with it.
Fuzz: I'M GETTING F*CKING BOARD HERE!
Lance: Shut up! Keep the censor clean, please, younger people can hear you, okay?
Fuzz: Grr...
Ahem. So the ships fly to the planet. It lands VERY SLOWLY, yes VERY SLOWLY and takes a LONG LONG..
Fuzz: GET TO THE POINT!
..time. We see Senator Poo-Shae come out of her ship, disguised in her pilot outfit. The decoy comes out of the other ship, with head of security, Captain Typo and a few others. A big BOOM occurs, destroying lots of things.
Poo-Shea: COR-POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She goes over Cor-Poo, and looks at her and stuff.
Cor-poo: I'm sorry, m' lover, I failed you, and never admitted that we were lovers.
Typo: OOO!! I NO WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER NOW!!!
Author: If you didn't get that, read his name. ;)
Poo-Shea: Shut up! I'm a lesbian, so what? GAY PRIDE!
Cor-poo: Gay pri- *dies*
Poo- Shea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typo: Senatire Poo-Shea, coem now.
Poo-Shea: I just found out why your called Typo..
Typo: Qiuet, yoou.
Poo-Shea: Alrighty, lets goooooooo.
Later, in CHANCEEELOOOR PALPYS office..
Palpy: Friends, I can't hold the vote off any longer. More systems are joining the Separatists.
Maccie Wipeme: If they possibly go bye-bye, then..
Palpy: [throws a fit] NEVIAR NEVIAR NEVIAR, I WON'T LET THIS REPUBLIC BE SPLIT IN TWO! MY COMMUNICATIONS DO NOT FAIL!
Maccie: But, but, but, if they go..
Palpy: NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THEIR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Yaddle: Baffling, quit, on nerves, get, Palpy.
Maccie: There are not enough Jedi to protect the Republic.
Palpy: Will it really come to war, Yaddle?
Yaddle: [closes eyes] Side Dark everything, clouds.
Palpy: TALK STRAIT OKAY!
Yaddle: Strait talk, that, what is?
Maccie: ...
Ki-Afu-Jookke: [lets one rip]
Yaddle: Died, here, in, what?
Maccie: ...
Palpy: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Fuzz: Where did 'Hi' come in, that was random.
Lance: M'eh!
A holotransmission appears.
Figure: Mi deen ko ratta shag, geetta wookienn. Riping ven tipe.
Palpy: Okay.
Maccie: I see. [Goes into deep thought, very deep so deep it hurts, and oh yes, that woman, and..]
Fuzz: THAT'S WRONG.
Lance: I see. [laughs]
The LOYALIST COMMITTIE enters the room.
Yaddle: Poo-Shea, terrible, landing platform your tragedy. Alive seeing you, feelings warm heart to.
Poo-Shea: Huh?
Yaddle: ...
Palpy: ...
Maccie: ...
Poo-Shea: ...
Fuzz: ...
Lance: ...
Ki-Afu-Jookke: [lets another one rip]
Poo-Shea: EWWWWWWW!
Ki-Afu-Jookke: Hey, your name is Poo, so WATCH IT YOUNG LASS!
Poo-Shea: Uh, anyways, do you have any Idea to who was behind the attacks?
Maccie: Our intellect points to grgrgrgrgr, EVIL people on Napoo!
Poo-Shea: I think that the Count DAMN-YOU was behind it.
Ki-Afu-Jookke: Count DAMN-YOU is a damned political idealist, as his name implies, not a murder.
Palpy: (Ha, ha, my handyman boy.)
Maccie: What was that?
Paply: Umm, nothing. (Mwarharharhar..)
Maccie: You know, m' Lady, Count DAMN-YOU was once a Jedi, he would not kill anyone, its not his charaaaaaaaaaaaap.
Palpy: ...GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Maccie: ...
Yaddle: ...
Ki-Afu-Jookke: ...
Poo-Shea: Yeah, well, whatever.
Palpy: Master JEDI, my I ask if you could put Poo-Shea under your protection?
Senator I-was-BAILED-out-of-ORANIA-Jail-57times: Do you think that's a wise choice?
Palpy: You shut UP, you owe me your life after how many times I've bailed you out.
Senator I-was-BAILED-out-of-ORANIA-Jail-57times: ...
Poo-Shea: NO! I DO NOT NEED MORE GUARDS, THE F*CKING-
Palpy: -SITUATION IS THAT SERIOUS. YES IT IS! NOW GO HOME AND HAVE A NAP!
Maccie: I think I'll have Obi-Sexy report to you right away.
R&R please. It would be nice. :)
I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS OKAY!
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We see a ship. A big ship. So big it wants to kiiiiiillllllll youuuuu...
Fuzz: Hey wait, that's wrong!
Lance: Hey, it's a spoof! What do you expect?
Fuzz: ...
So anyway, it's a big ship. It's flying over the vast world of Courseness. We see smaller ships going along with it.
Fuzz: I'M GETTING F*CKING BOARD HERE!
Lance: Shut up! Keep the censor clean, please, younger people can hear you, okay?
Fuzz: Grr...
Ahem. So the ships fly to the planet. It lands VERY SLOWLY, yes VERY SLOWLY and takes a LONG LONG..
Fuzz: GET TO THE POINT!
..time. We see Senator Poo-Shae come out of her ship, disguised in her pilot outfit. The decoy comes out of the other ship, with head of security, Captain Typo and a few others. A big BOOM occurs, destroying lots of things.
Poo-Shea: COR-POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She goes over Cor-Poo, and looks at her and stuff.
Cor-poo: I'm sorry, m' lover, I failed you, and never admitted that we were lovers.
Typo: OOO!! I NO WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER NOW!!!
Author: If you didn't get that, read his name. ;)
Poo-Shea: Shut up! I'm a lesbian, so what? GAY PRIDE!
Cor-poo: Gay pri- *dies*
Poo- Shea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typo: Senatire Poo-Shea, coem now.
Poo-Shea: I just found out why your called Typo..
Typo: Qiuet, yoou.
Poo-Shea: Alrighty, lets goooooooo.
Later, in CHANCEEELOOOR PALPYS office..
Palpy: Friends, I can't hold the vote off any longer. More systems are joining the Separatists.
Maccie Wipeme: If they possibly go bye-bye, then..
Palpy: [throws a fit] NEVIAR NEVIAR NEVIAR, I WON'T LET THIS REPUBLIC BE SPLIT IN TWO! MY COMMUNICATIONS DO NOT FAIL!
Maccie: But, but, but, if they go..
Palpy: NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THEIR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Yaddle: Baffling, quit, on nerves, get, Palpy.
Maccie: There are not enough Jedi to protect the Republic.
Palpy: Will it really come to war, Yaddle?
Yaddle: [closes eyes] Side Dark everything, clouds.
Palpy: TALK STRAIT OKAY!
Yaddle: Strait talk, that, what is?
Maccie: ...
Ki-Afu-Jookke: [lets one rip]
Yaddle: Died, here, in, what?
Maccie: ...
Palpy: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Fuzz: Where did 'Hi' come in, that was random.
Lance: M'eh!
A holotransmission appears.
Figure: Mi deen ko ratta shag, geetta wookienn. Riping ven tipe.
Palpy: Okay.
Maccie: I see. [Goes into deep thought, very deep so deep it hurts, and oh yes, that woman, and..]
Fuzz: THAT'S WRONG.
Lance: I see. [laughs]
The LOYALIST COMMITTIE enters the room.
Yaddle: Poo-Shea, terrible, landing platform your tragedy. Alive seeing you, feelings warm heart to.
Poo-Shea: Huh?
Yaddle: ...
Palpy: ...
Maccie: ...
Poo-Shea: ...
Fuzz: ...
Lance: ...
Ki-Afu-Jookke: [lets another one rip]
Poo-Shea: EWWWWWWW!
Ki-Afu-Jookke: Hey, your name is Poo, so WATCH IT YOUNG LASS!
Poo-Shea: Uh, anyways, do you have any Idea to who was behind the attacks?
Maccie: Our intellect points to grgrgrgrgr, EVIL people on Napoo!
Poo-Shea: I think that the Count DAMN-YOU was behind it.
Ki-Afu-Jookke: Count DAMN-YOU is a damned political idealist, as his name implies, not a murder.
Palpy: (Ha, ha, my handyman boy.)
Maccie: What was that?
Paply: Umm, nothing. (Mwarharharhar..)
Maccie: You know, m' Lady, Count DAMN-YOU was once a Jedi, he would not kill anyone, its not his charaaaaaaaaaaaap.
Palpy: ...GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Maccie: ...
Yaddle: ...
Ki-Afu-Jookke: ...
Poo-Shea: Yeah, well, whatever.
Palpy: Master JEDI, my I ask if you could put Poo-Shea under your protection?
Senator I-was-BAILED-out-of-ORANIA-Jail-57times: Do you think that's a wise choice?
Palpy: You shut UP, you owe me your life after how many times I've bailed you out.
Senator I-was-BAILED-out-of-ORANIA-Jail-57times: ...
Poo-Shea: NO! I DO NOT NEED MORE GUARDS, THE F*CKING-
Palpy: -SITUATION IS THAT SERIOUS. YES IT IS! NOW GO HOME AND HAVE A NAP!
Maccie: I think I'll have Obi-Sexy report to you right away.
R&R please. It would be nice. :)