Augury isn't Spelled O – R – G
By Crazy Chick 15
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter! But if I did, this would be a pretty funny book. winkwink R&R, Please!
Chapter 1: Fawkes
I think something's going on between Harry and Ginny; I mean, something already was going on, but…they're doing….some stuff. Other than just snogging, I mean. "Dear Holly, is 'Happiness' spelled,
'H – A – P – P –Y – N –E – S – S' ?" I ask my beautiful wife, Holly (You probably know her name already). My wife looks concerned. "Have you taken your spelling medication today, honey?" she asks. I look back at my day. "No, I believe not. But it won't work now, it wears off at exactly 7:00 pm, and it's 8:30." She shakes her head and starts reading some…knitting magazine from the new Headmistress , Minerva McGonagall (Albus Dumbledore died. Murdered by Snape…but Snape didn't want to do it). Anyway, I return to my crossword and try to figure out how to spell, 'Happy.' I'm a whiz at crosswords, but I can't spell without my medication. Once I figure it out and write it down, I'm too tired to continue. "I think it's time for bed," Holly must've noticed how tired I was. "Good night!" she said, and lay down to sleep. I must've dozed off, because I don't remember anything else. Oh, and I'll tell you about…Harry…and…G –G- Ginny…Later…
Dream Sequence
Holly is having babies…but I know she doesn't want babies yet…and besides, she says I need my mojo back…but…what if she ch – ch –cheated on me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!