Chapter 1!

Ash: Well Brock, where are we heading for now?

Brock: It looks like we're heading for the Duelist Gym.

Ash: Yeah! Now I can finally get my...Uh, Brock. Which badge am I going to get?

Brock: It looks like you're going to get your card badge.

Misty: Is it a boy or a girl gym leader?

Brock: It sounds like a boy. His name's Joey.

Misty: I hope he is cute.

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Joey: Hi, I'm the leader of this gym. My name is Joey Wheeler.

Ash: I'm Ash from Pallet Town.

*Brock sees Joey's sister, Serenity, standing next to Mai. *

Brock: Ahhh...they're so beautiful!

Ash: Who is?

Brock: Those two girls over there. They're so cute.

Misty: Speaking of cute, this gym leader isn't so cute. Joey: Yeah. I...HEY!

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Ash: Let's start this already!

Joey: Fine. I pick the Red Eyes Black Dragon.

Ash: The Red Eyes...what? Anyway, I choose you Pikachu!

Joey: What?

Ash: Pikachu...thunderbolt!

Joey: That's not even an attack!

*The thunderbolt goes right through the REBD.*

Ash: How could it miss?

Joey: Duh! It's a hologram!

Ash: Hey, you're cheating! You used a hologram!

Joey: No! Don't you know anything about Duel Monsters?

Ash: No.

Yugi: Wow! I though I'd never see the day when someone didn't know about Duel Monsters!

Seto: I know. Isn't that girl cute?

Mokuba: Seto! Big bro! Snap out of it!

Seto: Oh! What? What happened? What's going on?

*Mokuba falls to the ground in embarrassment.*

Duke: Is Kaiba okay?

Tristan: I don't know.

Mai: Does that guy like me?

Serenity: I'll go ask.

*Serenity walks up to Misty.*

Serenity: Is that guy okay?

Misty: Who? Brock?

Serenity: Yeah!

Misty: He likes almost every girl he sees.

Serenity: How come he doesn't like Tea?

Serenity: Hey! I never said he likes every girl he sees.

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Joey: Could ya guys be QUIET!?

Brock: Don't talk to those girls like that!

Ash: You could talk to Misty like that!

*Misty hits Ash on the head, wishing that she had a mallet.*

*Gary walks into the room. *

Ash: Gary?! Yeah! I finally beat Gary!

Gary: Hi, Ash.

*Gary also sees Serenity standing next to Mai.*

Gary: Wow!

*Gary walks up to Serenity and Mai.*

Gary: What are your names?

Serenity: I'm Serenity, and this is Mai.

Gary: Would you girls like to be one of my cheerleaders?

Mai: Not in your dreams, Hun!

Serenity: Let me ask my brother.

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Brock: Ahhh.

Ash: What is it this time?

Brock: The cheerleaders!

Misty: Uh, Brock. You're drooling.

Serenity: My brother said I couldn't, but thanks for the offer.

*Serenity leans forward to kiss Gary on the cheek, but Brock gets in the way.*

Brock: I finally got a kiss from a girl.

Ash: No, you got a kiss from your mom.

*Misty hits Ash on the head, wishing that she had a mallet.Again.*

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Joey: Red Eyes Black Dragon, attack!

*It hits Pikachu.*

Ash: Okay. I choose you...Psyduck?!

Misty: Psyduck! What are you doing? Get back in your Pokeball!

Psyduck: Psy???

Ash: Psyduck...

Joey: No. You can't do that!

Ash: How come?

Joey: You already picked Psyduck!

Ash: Ooh...WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE??????

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Sorry it's a bit long. Thanks for reading. R&R!