The legend of Zelda: Link Goes Shopping.
Disclaimer: I never have, and most likely never will own anything that is made by Nintendo.
It was a bright sunny day in the Kokiri forest, the kind when nobody thinks anything important is going to happen, when suddenly, there was a disturbance. (Just for the record, this is before Link became the Hero of Time) (Also Link can talk) Saria was just walking up to Link's tree house when…
"Ahhhhhhhh oomph!" The next thing Saria new, she was on the ground with Link on top of her. "Sorry Saria, I fell off again."
"Link, how many times do I have to tell you?" Saria scolded "Get a fence for that tree house!"
"Ok." He said, not really listening, for just then he saw a very intriguing rock that looked like Richard Nixon.
"I know! Let's go shopping!" said Saria.
"Uhhhhhhh…why?" asked a very confused Link.
"Because shopping makes everything better!" said Saria.
"But I thought we're not allowed to leave the Kokiri forest..." said Link.
"Yeah, but I do it all the time" Said Saria haughtily. So off they went to Hyrule Castle Town.