Akron, Ohio
"Come on, LeBron! You can't leave the NBA! If you play for a little bit longer you can easily break records, and become the best player ever! LeBron please!" LeBrons agent, Rich Paul, pleaded. "I'm sorry, Rich, but professional javelin throwing is my passion! I have to pursue it. Besides, I think I will already go down as one of the best players." LeBron said, confident with his decision. "Now Rich, I have a javelin contest in a hour with Kevin love, so I need to get ready." LeBron said, closing the door on Rich. "I will never understand that man." Rich said walking away.
Shaq'tin a fool HQ
Somewhere in California
"So, I have the ultimate plan to become the best team ever!" Javale said. "What is it this time, McGee? I have had it with your stupid plans." Kendrick Perkins said. "Yeah, Perkins is right. None of your plans work. Can't we just practice to get better?" Dion Waiters said. "No no no! What good did practicing ever do anyone? We have to make a devious plan to get better. Now, as I was saying, my plan is to steal all the best players powers to get better. Now, I found this mysterious crystal ball which will allow us to steal players talent. With this ball, we will be unstoppable! Bwahahah!" Javale laughed evily while the rest of the shaq'tin squad sat awkwardly. Now, Austin Rivers, you get Currys shooting ability. Dion, you get jimmy butler. Swaggy, you get Melo, I get Anthony Davis, and lastly, Kendrick. You get Boogie Cousins. Let's get to work people! We have talent to steal!