Naruto: NG

Disclaimer: I sadly, don't own Naruto. It is owned by it's genius creator, Masashi Kishimoto. So, not only is it not mine, but I get no profit…

Authors notes: This is my first FF, so don't be too hard on me. It's an idea I've had for a while. Also, it will have a ton of OCs, so… Yeah…

Setting: It has been nineteen years since Naruto returned from two and a half years of training with the toad sage, Jiraiya. He has turned thirty-four, become the Hokage, married Hinata Hyuga, and had two children. Orochimaru, and Akatsuki have fallen, and Sasuke has still yet to be found. The eldest of Naruto's children, Turan, is thirteen. While the younger of the two, Tanahi, is twelve. However, as the village of konoha enjoys peace, a war is occurring. A war between two new villages, the village hidden within the shine, and the village hidden within the shadows. How can our new heroes deal with the insanity, and all else that comes with it?

Chapter I: Turan and Tanahi

The exuberant village of konoha was at peace. All was well. One could admire the brilliant faces of the Hokages, carved into the great mountain that stood in the center. However, one might not want to look at them right now. Some little runt painted pornography, all over them. It was none other than the village idiot, Turan!

Turan looked exactly like Naruto except for four factors. 1.He had brunette hair. 2.Instead of an orange jacket with blue on it, he wore a black jacket with red on it. 3.He didn't have those trademark whiskers of Naruto. 4.He had dark yellow eyes.

Turan leapt through the village being chased by two Chunin. "Ha-ha! I haven't the slightest clue why you nimrods chase me! You've never caught me once! Some Chunin you losers are! Ah, ha-ha-ha!" Turan teased.

"TURAN, I SWEAR THIS TIME WE'LL KILL YOU!!!" One of the Chunin exclaimed full of rage.

The two Chunin leapt off and passed a tree. Mean while, inside the tree Turan hid. He sat in silence for a few minutes.

"Ha. None of these nimrods can catch me." Turan gloated to himself.

"That's right. I'm not a nimrod so I can catch you…" Someone said.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Turan screeched in terror.

He was so shocked, he jumped right out of the tree and slammed onto the ground. His perpetrator jumped out of the tree and walked right next to him.

"Hey Shikamaru-sensei… Seeing you here's a real coincidence…" Turan greeted.

"Mmm-Hmm… Right, and you being a dumbass more often than not is a coincidence too." Shikamaru said.

That snide remark really annoyed Turan.

"You know Turan, you're really starting to be a pain in my ass, and that's a drag…" Shikamaru complained.

'Right, like I'm just starting to be a pain in your ass…' Turan thought.

"Well, anyway, considering that not only did you skip school during second period, but you painted pornography on the Hokage stone faces… So, I'll have to send you to Hokage-sama before I begin to punish you…" Shikamaru explained.

"NO! Shikamaru-sensei, please, I beg of you, ANYONE BUT THE HOKAGE!" Turan pleaded.

By now, Shikamaru had his foot holding Turan's head so he didn't head butt him in the balls.

"No matter what you do, you'll still have to visit Hokage-sama…" Shikamaru said.

"Fine…" Turan whined.

Turan was deep in the Hokage's mansion, A.K.A. his house. He walked along halls, passing dozens of ANBU on the way. He finally came to an oak door, that had just recently been waxed. He grabbed the handle, turned it, and entered the Hokage's personal chamber.

It was a fairly large room, with a green acrylic carpet, and a green acrylic wall and ceiling with wood on the sides, bottoms, and tops. In it, were four chairs that formed a semi-circle around a fireplace. Also were glass tables, portraits, desks, and a T.V. on the wall.

"Come in son…" Naruto beckoned.

"Greetings Hokage-sama…" Turan annoyingly greeted as he shut the door.

"Please, you say it so formal, why don't you just call me dad? I'd like this to be a casual conversation…" Naruto asked.

"Casual? Bull crap! This can't be casual! There are five ANBU outside the door, five ANBU in here, and ten ANBU outside on the roof and wall!" Turan shouted.

"That's what ails ya? Alright, ANBU, leave us." Naruto ordered. With great reluctance, the ANBU left the room. "There, no ANBU. Now sit down Turan." Naruto asked.

"I'll stand!" Turan refused.

"Very well…" Naruto caved.

"Ha… This is getting annoying! How the hell are you gonna punish me old man?" Turan demanded. Naruto's eye twitched. "What?"

Naruto leapt from his chair and smashed Turan through his wall. "I am not an old man, you excuse for a doll so idiotic you don't even have a positive IQ and you're incapable of seeing the greatness of the almighty ramen!" Naruto exclaimed full of rage.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Turan exclaimed flying through the air.

"Alright class," Shikamaru began to explain " We shall have an active test, on what you do when ambushed."

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Turan screamed smashing through the wall in a chaotic destructive fashion. Most of the students freaked out, or fainted, but one didn't. This one just did an anime sweat drop. This person was a girl. She had blond hair put up in a pony tail like Ino's. Only longer. Nearly touching the floor. She had sapphire blue eyes, and had hair covering her ears. She wore formal robes, much like the clothing of Haku.

Turan flew through the room, and smashed his head through the row of desks right in the front row. His eyes were in a total swirl. Most of the students gathered up in front of him, and said things like "cool", or "sweet", one kid just said "dude". Only one academy student didn't look though. It was the same girl, she did the thing where the black lines show up on her head.

'I… Hate… You… Turan…" She thought.

"Well Turan, that was quite the entrance…" Shikamaru commented as he grabbed Turan's hair and pull him out of the long desk and held him up. "Man, you really are a pain in the a-… butt…" Shikamaru complained.

"Most of the children giggled at their sensei's near, "inappropriate word saying" incident.

Shikamaru place Turan on a desk, and did a few hand signs. As soon as he was done, Turan woke up. "Why the heck does my head feel like it split in two?" Turan drowsily asked. The kids laughed at this. "Alright everyone, this doesn't mean we get the day off, get back to your seats." Shikamaru ordered. Everyone rushed back to their chairs, and Turan wandered back, hardly sure where he was. He finally found his seat and sat next to the girl. "Turan… I hate you…" She whispered. "I hate you too sis." Turan whispered. He smiled his traditional smart-ass smile. Which made Tanahi want to rip his lips off.

"Turan, Tanahi, something you wish to share with the class?" Shikamaru asked annoyed.

"No. We're just making small talk!" Turan replied.

Tanahi groaned and slammed her head against her desk multiple times.

After school had finally ended, everyone went home. Everyone that is, except for Turan and Tanahi. Everyday after school, Tanahi would hang around the academy a little longer and study more. After all, as an A student, she had to make sure she didn't slip up. Especially with the Genin Exam coming up. In the mean time, Turan was being brutally tortured by Shikamaru. After nearly an hour, They emerged from the ninja academy. "Let's go Turan." She said. "Bout' damn time…" Turan complained. So, they walked, home, anticipating the one thing that would change their lives forever. "The Genin Exam."

There! I did it! Now, I'm hoping you'll like it, so please review. If you do I can continue on with the brilliance! And don't worry, I'll get some serious action. So again review!

P.S. Also, I'm at a bit of a block here, I still haven't decided who their sensei should be, so, uh… I'm thinking one of Gai's team but you know, I just can't decide… So, please help me on that.