Drakon Slayer: hello, there! This chapter was inspired to me by my puppy! :D
Horace: the little devil
Alyss: *glares*
Will and Jenny: *cooing over puppy*
Drakon Slayer: whatevs! Anyways, I don't own Ranger's Apprentice and this particular chapter takes place when the Wards were still Wards and...Please R and R!
"Awwwww! It's a wittle puppy!" cooed Jenny. Alyss raced over, she just adored puppies. Even Alyss was taken control by the puppy's cuteness. Together the two girls cooed over the little puppy.
Will walked over. Hearing the commotion, his curiosity roused. He found himself face-to-face with the cooing girls and a little, big-eyed, fluffy, adorable Peckingese Shitzu.
"Awwwwwwww!" Will immediantly said. "What's her name?" Alyss bent over to look at the puppy's collar. "It says here, that her name is Tina," she answered Will's question. "Awwwwww, what a cute name!" Jenny cooed once more. "Horace! Come over here and play with cute wittle Tina!" Jenny called. Horace grudingly came over.
"That devil isn't cute!" Horace pointed accusingly at Tina. Will stood up abrubtly. He walked straight up to Horace and slapped him across the face! "How could you say that? She's adorable and she is NOT a devil!" Tina smiled (if possible). Taking control of these Wards is sure amusing, she thought.
Tina growled at Horace. "Awww! She growled at the fairy, princess, person, thingy!" the girls cooed.
"ERG! I'm going to teach that-" Alyss interrupted Horace with an icy glare "-demon a lesson!" Horace finished. He continued by picking up the growling puppy and headed over to the closet. After, howling and howling of pain...
Horace and Tina walked out of the closet. Horace's right hand was missing...and there were fresh, vicious, bite marks on his arm..."Umm...what happened?" asked the other Wards. "Umm..." Horace glanced fearfully at Tina. "Long story?" Tina's eyes twinkled with approvement. "Evil little demon," muttered Horace.
"What's that?" Jenny asked. "Nothing." was Horace's simple reply.
Will and Alyss almost started eating their lunch. But then they realized that they forgot to wash their hands. So all of the Wards stood up to go wash their hands -or hand- in Horace's case. They momentarily forgot about the little demon. And that gave Tina the time to strike...
Once the Wards were in the restrooms, Tina silently stole their -all of their lunch-!
When the Wards finally realized their mistake, they hurried back to find Tina and their food nowhere to be seen!
Moral of this Chapter is, never trust a cute puppy -especially my puppy-
Drakon Slayer: yes, it was my puppy in this chapter and yes I own her
Tina: feed me
Will: that's creepy
Horace: did your puppy just say "feed me"? I mean why would she be hungry, she ate our lunch, my hand, and some other stuff...
Tina: I want your left hand...
Drakon Slayer: ...erm...Please Review!