Title: Camera
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Disclaimer: Don't own anything, all characters go to Square-Enix
Rating: Light R (Just to be safe)
Pairing: Tseng/Elena
Timeline: After Advent Children
Warnings: A hell lot of OOC, featuring Non-serious!Tseng and a Perverted!Rufus. This is just romance, I suck at romance, so this fic sucks.

Elena sighed happily as she stood in the elevator. She waited for the elevator to reach the main lobby of the Shinra Headquarters. Surprisingly, Tseng and herself were the only ones riding the elevator, waiting patiently for it to stop. Elena looked at Tseng and smiled, she was so glad that he is alive…

…From his smooth and collected composure to his wonderful fighting techniques, Elena always had a strong sense of respect for him.

She smiled at him and started a conservation with him. "Tseng… How are you doing today?"

Tseng blinked at the young Turk and answered, "I'm fine Elena… How are you doing?"

"I'm doing great! Just waiting for the elevator to arrive at the lobby."

"Same here, Elena."

Soon however, the elevator stopped working and there was a loud screech.

"What the…. What happened?" Elena asked to herself.

And just to answer her question, Rufus' voice came over from the speakers in the elevator.

"Pardon me for the inconvenience, but all elevators have stopped working for right now. There seems to be a malfunction in the system wiring. Rest assure, our top mechanics are now working to re-fix the elevators, just be patient."

Then the speakers turned off.

Elena couldn't believe this….

She couldn't believe….

Believe her.….

HER AWESOME GOOD LUCK!

She was now stuck in the elevator with Tseng, alone!

ALONE!

She started to giggle loudly until Tseng shook her shoulders.

"Elena, are you alright?

Elena blinked up at Tseng and smiled sheepishly. "I'm fine, thank you Tseng."

"Don't mention it."

Elena started to shift uncomfortably . "Tseng… What do you think of me?"

Tseng looked at her and blinked. "Well, I think you are a reliable and able person that I can trust on…. Why?"

Elena blushed from this praise, "Thank you… Tseng… I feel the same way."

Tseng walked to Elena and put her hands within his. "Elena… I heard from Reno that you like me…Why?"

Elena blushed badly while she thought of a million ways to kill Reno later on. "Well, I like your professionalism, attitude, looks and that you are so trustful…."

Tseng's cheeks turned red slightly, "Thank you Elena…I'm happy to know that Reno was right." He leaned his head to Elena and kissed her.

Elena's eyes widened but kissed backed with a lot of energy. They hug each other closely and started to take off each other's clothes…..

…….Totally unaware of the security camera watching them.

On the 70th floor, one Rufus Shinra smiled evilly as he watched his two employees through the camera in the elevator. His went over his plan that was finally completed with success.

Putting the security camera in the elevator. Check

Wait for Tseng and Elena to be alone in the elevator together. Check.

Telling the mechanics to make the elevators stop. Check.

Watch the hot steamy sex through the camera. Check.

Got the entire hot steamy sex on tape for evidence. Check

Rufus leaned against his chair smugly and put his feet on the desk. Reno and Rude lost the bet, now they will both have to cross dress for work tomorrow.

Yes, life was good for Rufus Shinra.

FIN?