Notes with Edward and Bella (guest starring Alice)

Edward. Bella. Alice.

At Lunch...

Bella!

Alice!

Guess where we're going after school?

Ugh, I have an idea.

And your idea is correct! We are going shopping for the dance!

Why Alice? I haven't even been asked to the dance yet, just because my boyfriend automatically assumes that I am going to the dance with him doesn't mean that I am.

Is that a fact?

Yes that is a fact.

Oh for goodness sake you two! I already saw you two going to the dance together so it doesn't matter.

Would it kill you to ask Edward?

Bella I already know what your answer would be if I asked you to any event that consisted of dancing, so why bother asking when I could just take?

Sadly enough you're right... as always.

Okay then, as I was saying I see this as not a very formal event, more like cocktail attire, so I was thinking that maybe we should get you something short, maybe in blue or a pale yellow. Or maybe red?

One question Alice.

No.

I can't ask you a question?

No, no as in the response to your question. You won't have much of a say in the purchasing of the dress.

Thought so, so why don't you just go and pick out a dress and surprise me?

Oooo, even better! I have the perfect dress in mind!

I don't think so Alice.

Why not? She will look great in it and besides, she'll thank me for it later.

I don't think she'll like it, not to mention she'll probably end up falling... and..well..you know.

You do have a point, I can see that happening. Okay, i'll just nix that idea then.

Ummm, what are you guys talking about?

You, and how wearing a short short dress and stilettos would be a disaster even though it would look really great on you.

Oh, well you've got that right. I mean the part about it being a disaster.

I'm sure that whatever Alice picks out, you'll look ravishing in Bella.

You can count on me Bella, have I ever let you down before?

No, I guess not. But don't you think that I could pick out my own outfit for a formal event sometime?

Rofl.

Oh. You were serious?