A/N: Yo, it's me again, peoples! I'm back with yet another new story. It's a parody of an episode one of the funniest shows…well, too me, the Boondocks.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sega characters!

…Or Die Tryin'

Chapter 1: To the Movies!

Character Breakdown

Sonic- Playing as Himself! Spectator

Miles "Tails" Prower- Playing as Himself! Spectator

Shadow- Playing as the brave and valiant Air Marshal 50 cent!

Amy- Playing as the ditsy Stewardess, formally, unknowingly, known as, Sunset!

Espio- Playing as the jerky, annoying, ticket man/usher, who keeps harassing Tails for no reason.

Knuckles- Playing as the highly dedicated, warm-heartedly, head pilot!

Mephiles the Dark- Playing as the scary hostile terrorist, his sole purpose is to seize control of the plane's power source, the Sol Emeralds!

Today's Special Appearances: Vector and Cream & Cheese!

It was a warm and sunny ordinary in Mobius. Sonic and his dwebby best friend, Tails, were heading toward the movies, located in downtown Station Square. A brand new movie was said to premiere there today and our two heroes didn't want to miss it.

Sonic and Tails finally had made it to the theater and were now standing outside, near the ticket booths. There was huge sign hanging over the entrance, it read: New Movie: Sol "Emeralds" Plane, staring Amy Rose, Knuckles the Echidna, and Shadow the Hedgehog.

"Hey, cool! This must be the place, Sonic." Tails sighed, scratching his head.

"Good. I was getting sorta tired of this slowpoke walking." Sonic sighed, while digging in his ear, nonchalantly. "Especially, how much time we spent walking to this place…" he groaned.

"I guess you're right. It DID take us forever..." Tails sighed, before saying. "But we still manage to arrive here, and that's all what counts, right Sonic?" he said, turning to his best friend.

"Uhh…Yeah…Whatever…" Sonic muttered, crossing his arms. "Why do you always have to be so positive on things, Tails ol' buddy…"

"Humph. Speak for yourself, Sonic." Tails sighed.

"Ouch." Sonic chortled. "I guess I deserved that. Eheheh." Sonic then turned toward the theater. "…Huh?"

"Sorry, Sonic. The truth hurts sometimes…I know." Tails said with his eyes close, while nodding continually. "Eheheh, but still…I'm kinda excited." he chuckled. "I've never been invited to a movie premiere before."

Tails then pulled out a pink sheet of paper, with Amy's handwriting on it. "Remember, Amy invited us here." he muttered, looking at the paper. "She seemed really excited about this thing, as well. I guess I would be too, if I had the chance star in a new movie with a lot of expectation, right Sonic?"

However, Sonic wasn't really paying any attention to Tails, because he was too busy admiring the huge theatre. "Wow…" Sonic said with his mouth agape. "Man…Tails, look at this place. I…It's SO huge, no it's humongous!!!"

"Uhh…Typical." Tails sighed, turning away from Sonic.

"Hey, you two?" A voice said, in an annoyed tone from behind, getting both Sonic and Tails attention. They then turned to see Espio; he was standing behind the ticket booth wearing a red uniform.

"Hey? Well if isn't Espio! What's up, bro? How have you been?" Sonic chuckled. "How have Vector and Charmy been? They're alright, too?"

However, Espio just snorted, annoyingly. "Hey, I do have one more thing to ask you?" Sonic chuckled. "I always wondered? What kinda animal are you? Aren't you, like, a rhino or something? I mean, isn't that a horn in front of your face."

"You imbecile! I am a chameleon!" Espio shrieked. "How dare you disparage me? You actually think my features are similar to that of a RHINO?!?!" Espio then huffed, while folding his arms. "I mean, HONESTLY! A Rhino?! Do not make me laugh!"

Sonic just smiled awkwardly. "Uhh, o-okay, soooorrrryyyy!" he then sighed. "Man, you really are sensitive, Espio…Hmm, Espio…"

Sonic then started rubbing his chin, while folding his arms. "Uh, oh? What is it now?" Espio sighed with a sweat drop seen falling from his head.

"Oh, it's nothing." Sonic chuckled. "Well…maybe, it is something you tell me…" Espio just stared peculiarly at him. "What does the word 'Espio' stands for? I mean, I know it's your name, but I don't see a pun there." he then placed his hands on his side. "I know ours have some kind of pun in it, but yours…I haven't been able to figure yours out yet.

"Hmm, I wonder…Does it stands for…ESPN?" Espio just stared at Sonic like: 'What the fuck?' "I mean, I never seen you play any sports before!" Tails just sighed, while rubbing his temples.

Sonic was still talking nonsense and it seriously was beginning to ware down on Espio's nerves. "You…MORON!!!" he yelped. "My name is a pun, as well! It stands for ESPIONAGE!" he then sighed, while slapping his forehead. "My god, you can not be that dimwitted. It was put out there so obvious!"

"Eh, well, excuse me! Somebody looks like they woke up on the wrong side of the bed, Mr. Grumpy-pants!" Sonic then noticed Espio in his uniform. "Uhh…Wait, dude…You work here?" he then chuckled. "Hey? Eheheh. When did you start working here?"

However, Espio just disregarded him, completely. "Man, do he ever shuts up?" he said to himself. "So…What are you guys intending to do? Just stand there loitering or are you going to buy some tickets?" he huffed.

"Dude…D…Did you just…ignore me?" Sonic muttered, before walking away with his head down.

"Okay, okay! I've had just about of enough of this…stupidness!" Tails groaned, glaring at Espio. "Man, Espio, you need to learn how to mellow out. You didn't have to give Sonic all that hostile attitude, he was only showing you some much-needed hospitality."

However, Espio just glared at Tails, as he watched him walk back over to Sonic. "Uhh…Whatever." he then murmured. "…Fag."

"Hey, Sonic?" Tails said, getting the hedgehog's attention. "Do you have the right amount of Rings that will allow us to gain admittance into the theater?" Tails finished with an annoyed expression on his face, while eyeballing Espio from the corner of his eye.

"Huh? Rings?" Sonic said, while rubbing his head. "What the heck are you talking about? Rings aren't going to let us inside. I think you mean…the money?"

"Money? Nah-Uh! Rings are the only currency used in Mobius, Sonic!" Tails countered, wagging hid finger, while nodding. "I thought you already knew that." he then rubbed his head. "By the way, what's money?"

A sweat drop fell from Espio's forehead as he just stood there staring at Sonic and Tails as they went back and forth with each other.

After hearing Sonic and Tails argue endlessly among each other, Espio finally decided to intervene. "HEY?!!?" he yelled, getting both of their attention. "I do not care what kind of currency you use. Rings, money…Shoot, I will even accept Coins! You will just have to pay SOMETHING for admission."

"Man, I'm just noticing this, but…you…talk…really…funny." Sonic then started chuckling. However, Espio thought Sonic's taste of humor wasn't amusing and so he glared at him. "Man, chill! I was only joking with you…"

Tails then came over next to Sonic, nudging his elbow into his side. "Here, Sonic…" he sighed. "Just give him this money, so we can get inside already."

"Alright, Tails…!" Sonic then grabbed the money outta Tail's hand and then turned to Espio. "There! Happy now?" he sighed, handing him the money.

"Humph. Whatever…" Espio muttered, turning around so he could count the money. "…It seems that you successfully comprised the appropriate amount of currency." he then opened up the door to let Sonic in. "You may enter. I do hope that you enjoy the movie"

"Uhh…Thanks?" Sonic said, walking pass him. "Man, I'm not lying. You talk…REALLY strangely." Sonic murmured, as Espio watched him disappear into the theater.

Tails was just about to follow behind, but Espio quickly closed the door. "Hey, what's the big idea, man?" he groaned.

"I am sorry, but I am afraid I can not permit you to enter." Espio huffed, while folding his arms.

"Oh, if it's about my admission, Sonic already paid for me." Tails smiled. "You see, he had paid for both of us."

"No. I am afraid that is not what I mean." Tails just stared strangely at him. "You see, pets are strictly prohibited from entering the theater." he huffed.

"Huh, really?" Tails then started looking around, before chuckling. "Oh, it's good to see that you're enforcing the regulations in this theater so rigorously, but as you can see I don't have any pets with me here. You must have been mistaken. Now if you'll excuse me."

Tails was just about to walk under the poll, but Espio pushed him away. "Hohohoho. How adorable…" he chortled. "…I was talking about YOU, you jackal!" he said, putting his finger on Tails' chest fur.

"WHAT?!?!" Tails shrieked, utterly appalled at what Espio just said. "I…I don't like what you're accentuating! Do I look like a domesticated animal to you?!" he gruffed. "Oh, FYI, I'm a fox."

Espio folded his arms, while looking at Tails with one eye opened "As a matter of fact…" he then continued. "You do." Espio had this serious expression on his face as he looked down at Tails. "Beside, who am I to let some mangy mutt question my certitude? Don't be absurd."

"W…What?" Tails muttered. "This is blatant injustice!" he yelped, while flailing around. "You're discriminating against my rights as a citizen!"

"What are you talking about, since when did mongrels have their on rights?" Espio retorted. "Uhh, why am I even trying to clarify with you? It is not like you can understand; you are an animal after all."

"WH…What did you just say?" Tails gasped. "How dare you, I say! Are you trying to emphasize that I'm unintelligent?"

As Tails continued to complaint, he noticed Espio pulling out a walkie-talkie and then saying something inside it. "…Uhh, what did you just doing? Who are you talking to?"

Espio then looked down at Tails and smirked. "Oh, nothing. The higher-ups just gave me the go-ahead to sedate the vicious, rabid animal."

"…E-Excuse me?" Suddenly, Espio appeared behind Tails, grabbing onto his neck. "W-What're you doing? Leggo of me!!!!" Tails then noticed Espio pulling out a long needle. "WHAT THE HELL??!" the two-tails fox shrieked. "Get that away from me!"

But, Espio didn't listen and approached Tails' neck with the needle. "Oh, no! OH, NO!!!! Somebody…" Espio then jabbed the needle into his neck. "Sonic…" he muttered, before losing consciousness.

"This is Espio. Do you copy? This…Is…Espio!" Espio said into the walkie-talkie. "The disorderly has been successfully restrained. Proceeding to encapsulate." Espio then picked up an unconscious Tails and pulled out something from under the stand.

Meanwhile, inside the theater.

Sonic had already found the room where he they were airing the movie, he sitting down with his feet resting on the chair in front of him. "So this is how a VIP room looks like? Hmm…not too shabby, if I do say so."

Sonic then started looking around. "Strange…I wonder whatever happened to Tails? I thought he would already came." he then shrugged. "Oh, well. He's probably out getting some snacks from the concession stand." he then pulled a chilidog from underneath his fur. "Eheheh. He should have brought something from the pad."

The room then went dark and the big screen started flashing brightly. "Hey, the movie's starting, what an intro." Sonic then sighed, while folding his arms. "…'Bout time. Now, let's see what this movie's about. I hope it's actually interesting and I'm not wasting my valuable time…"

But instead of the movie coming on right away, a commercial promoting the movie was seen appearing on the screen. "UHHH! Great!" Sonic groaned. "Commercials! I hate movie advertisements, they're so unnecessary!"

The commercial started with Cream walking nervously through a dark alley with Cheese floating closely behind. "Hey?! That's Cream & Cheese!" Sonic chortled. "Coolio! They're promoting this movie!"

Cream & Cheese was still walking, when Cream noticed Vector standing at the end, leaned up against the wall with his arms folded and his eyes closed. "WHAT?! Vector, too? Awesome." Sonic chuckled, sitting up in his seat.

"Uh, Vector, is that you?" Cream then looked closer. "Oh, it is you!" she chortled. "I thought it was some kinda of lunatic…So…what're you doing?"

Vector opened his eyes and slowly started walking toward Cream with this creepy looking grin on his face. "To get through tight places, press the circle button and slide!" (I got that from the Sonic Shorts series)

"W…What are you talking about, Vector?" Cream chuckled nervously, while slowly backing away from Vector. But, he kept walking toward her. "S-Stop it, Vector…Y-You're scaring me."

"To get through tight spaces, press the circle button to SLIDE!!!" Vector snarled, with a hint of anger in his voice.

"Uhh…I-I don't understand…" Cream replied nervously. Vector then started running full speed at Cream. "AHHHHHH!!!!" she shrieked, while running as fast as she could.

As Cream ran throughout the alley, she noticed Vector's shadow moving all on the walls, following her every step. "Uhh, I don't understand, why is he doing this? Somebody, HELP!" she shrieked.

Cream stopped at the corner to catch her breath, she was drenched in sweat, while frantically looking around. "Uh…I-I think I got away from him…" she said outta relief. "What do you think, Cheese?" Cheese nodded. "Good. Let's go home."

Cream was just about to turn around, but she noticed that Vector was right in front of her. "V-Vector?!" she gasped. Vector then jacked her up and pushed her up against the wall. "Ow, stop it! You're hurting me!"

As Cream bounced off the wall, Vector went rushing toward her, balding up his fist. "To get through tight spaces, press the circle button and…" he then caved her face in with as he shouted. "SLIDE!"

As Cream bounced off the wall once again, Vector quickly jumped up and kicked her in the chest with a drop-kick. "V-Vector…W-Why?" Cream uttered before losing consciousness.

Vector just stood there with this insane look on his face as he stood over Cream, breathing heavily. Cheese was in the background trying to frantically flutter away. Vector then quickly turned around, pulling out a gun, and then pointing it at the Ciao.

As the screen fadeout, the only thing that was heard was lots of gunfire. "Stealing movies is just like… MURDER! DO NOT STEAL MOVIES!" the announcer said, rigorously.

Sonic just stood there with his mouth agape, his left eye twitching nonstop. "Now, we would like to kindly introduce you with today's feature presentation…"

…Which is in the next chapter. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter…LATER!