I disclaim, not mine. If it was, Voldemort would win. The sequel to the 'Purple Lord soul-bonded?'; last in the Purple Series. Voldemort replies!
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Potter,
I'm sure upon entering the wizarding world you were privy to the rumor that Dumbledore was only one I ever feared. There is a reason those rumors have persisted for so long.
In your style,
Three words: Because it's true.
I know Dumbledore is one twisted old loony. And he scares me. Coming from THE Dark Lord, it's kind of disturbing but that's Dumbledore for you.
I suggest you apologize to him RIGHT NOW!!!
Offer to croon Celestina Warbeck's songs at the Final Battle if you must, but fix this!
I. WILL. NOT. BE. SOUL-BONDED. TO. ANYONE!
-The Dark Lord
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Dumbledore,
It comes as the unavoidable consequence of sharing your mind-scape with a sixteen year old angst-ridden teenager that you become rash and lose your voice of reason.
For that, you have my sincerest apologies.
-LV
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And the rest is canon.
Because whether it's canon, fanon or parody, Dumbledore always calls the shots. ALL HAIL DUMBLEDORE!
LOL, the Purple Series ends. Thank you for the reviews, love you all.