I don't claim "Who's Line Is It Anyway?". (altho, would I claim it even if I did own it?? hehe, just kidding!)
Whose Subtitle Is It Anyway?
(an anime spoof of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?")
Hoedown Song
HOST is Vegeta
Vegeta:
It's that time again. So sing your stupid song.
(Catchy Music, to the tune of the the Lumberjacks' song from Angry Beavers)
Ryoko:
I'm a space pirate and I'm so proud
My really spiffy powers draw a crowd
I fly around in spaceships all the time
There's this guy named Tenchi who is mine!
(everyone groans about her and Aeka's feud, Aeka gets pissed)
Aeka:
Ooh, you're so rude and unrefined
I'm here to say that Tenchi still is mine
Why do you think that he could like you?
You're ugly with a piece of crap hairdo!
(Ryoko and Aeka get into a fight and battle until the song's over)
Sailor Saturn:
I have lived a very strange lifetime
I've been a little girl and Mistress 9
And now I am a senshi, boy oh boy
There's all these youma for me to destroy
(everyone shrugs, Saturn pouts cuz they didn't like her verse)
Pikachu:
Pika pika pika pika pi
Chu pika pika cha pikachu
Pikachu pika pika pika
Pika pikachu, pikachu pikachu
(translation)
I'm the star of the best anime
Instant fame was mine in just a day
I could kick you all off the TV
Cuz I reel in the highest ratings!
(Sailor Saturn, who is upset to begin with, takes out her Silence Glaive and blasts Pikachu. Aeka and Ryoko quit arguing long enough to cheer. They are instantly trampled and killed by hundreds of upset, Pokemon-obsessed kids in the audience)
Vegeta: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm the greatest anime star! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Trunks: Does that mean I get a raise in my allowance?