Disclaimer: Don't own the turtles or TMNT or anything else.

Raphael/Mikey one shot. Last night shortly after I woke up, an image of Raphael standing in the middle of a room with a ton of bandage wrappers littering the floor around him came to mind. So I just had to figure out how he ended up that way.

Getting The Point

"Owww! Geez, Raph!"

"Oh quit being a crybaby. This is your fault anyways."

"How was I to kno-oowww!"

"I told you not to touch it."

"But -Owww!- It was so cute and -Owww!- cuddly looking"

"Would you rather I got Don or Leo to do this?"

"Nooo! -OwwOw- "They'd start laughing at me."

A snicker. "What makes you think I'm not going to laugh at you?"

"Because your going to need my help too. Owww! And if you start laughing I just might not help."

A growl this time. "I still can/t believe you had to go and hug the thing."

"Like I said, It was cute! Owwoww. I wanted to see if it was as soft as it looked."

"Yeah, well I guess you got your answer on that one."

"So um... Why did you pick it up then?"

"OOOwwwwOwww!"

"I didn't pick it up! I was getting it unstuck from your plastron!"

"Yeah well, next time I come across a porcupine in the park, I'm going waaay around it."