Hogwarts Never Ends
DUMBLEDORE: (Beginning drums)
VOLDEMORT: Hey!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
VOLDEMORT: Hey!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
VOLDEMORT: Hey!
HARRY: Seven years, you'd think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
MALFOY: All the total dicks!
CHO: All the stuck-up chicks!
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL: So superficial, so immature
RON: And then when you come of age
You take a look around and you say, "Hey, Wait!"
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Oh that's just great
EVERYONE: The whole magic world is just as obsessed with who's the pureblood and who's just a half
HARRY: Who's got the money
CEDRIC: Who gets the hotties!
RON: Who's kinda cute
GRAWP: And who's just a mess!
HARRY: And I still have the Prince's book
MALFOY: And you don't have the right friends!
HARRY: Nothing changes but the Dark Lord, ol' Snape and robe trends
RON: Hogwarts never ends!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
VOLDEMORT: Hey!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
VOLDEMORT: Hey!
HERMIONE: Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Marietta did
And how did Romilda Vane lose all that weight?
And You-Know-Who killed Sirius so I guess Tom's back
GINNY: And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that Ministry ladder
LOCKHART: Still care about your hair
MR. WEASLEY: And the car you fly!
HARRY: Doesn't matter if you're 16
DUMBLEDORE: Or 105!
CHO: Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen!
RON: Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
FRED AND GEORGE: Jack Black, a clown
CEDRIC: And Brad Pitt, the quarterback
GINNY: Seen it all before... I want my money back!
EVERYONE: The whole magic world is just as obsessed with who's the best Keeper and who's got the Snitch
SLUGHORN: Who's in the club
MADAM POMFREY: And who's on the drugs!
LAVENDER: Who's throwing up before they digest
SNAPE: And I still don't have the right nose
UMBRIDGE: And you don't have the right blood!
HERMIONE: And you still read the same -- newspaper you did back then
GINNY: Hogwarts never ends!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
VOLDEMORT: Hogwarts never ends!
WORMTAIL: (Guitar solo)
EVERYONE: The whole magic world is just as obsessed with
HARRY: The Boy-Who-Lived
THE DAILY PROPHET: No, he's going mad!
LUCIUS: Who's got the money
LOCKHART: Who gets the hotties
NEVILLE: Who's kinda cute
UMBRIDGE: And who's just a mess!
HAGRID: And I still don't have the right look
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, AND GINNY: And I still have the same three friends!
VOLDEMORT: And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then!
EVERYONE: Hogwarts never ends!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
VOLDEMORT: Hogwarts never ends!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
VOLDEMORT: Hogwarts never ends!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
JK ROWLING: And here we go again!
CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
Lead Vocals:
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley
Backup Vocals:
Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort, Hogwarts Choir, Draco Malfoy, Cho Chang, Minerva McGonagall, Everyone, Cedric Diggory, Grawp, Gilderoy Lockhart, Arthur Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Horace Slughorn, Madam Pomfrey, Lavender Brown, Severus Snape, Dolores Umbridge, The Daily Prophet, Lucius Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Rubeus Hagrid, JK Rowling
Drums:
Albus Dumbledore
Guitar:
Peter Pettigrew
Person Who Said "Hey" and "Hogwarts Never Ends" Randomly:
Lord Voldemort
Original Song By:
Bowling for Soup
Author (who really hopes you'll review!):
melissaeverlasting