AN- This song annoys the heck out of me. I thougt it would annoy Megatron too. I am SO evil. Please review! I absolutely love them!
Circus Afro
Raf sat at his computer, happily typing away. He was coding a virus that he planned to use to infect the Decepticon warship; assuming he could get it past Soundwave of course. Searching on Youtube, he found exactly what he was looking for. Hmm, should I use the five hour loop or the ten hour loop, he mused to himself before settling on the ten hour one. He added the song to his virus with a chuckle, knowing that Megatron would not be pleased when he found out what had appeared in his ship's mainframe.
Ratchet glanced up at the young genius with a confused look, "I see nothing funny going on. What are you laughing at?" he asks.
"It's a project I've been working on," The whiz kid explains. "It's a virus I'm sending to the Decepticons. Unfortunately, I don't know how to get it past Soundwave without him noticing."
Ratchet looks thoughtful for a few seconds, then exclaims, "Ah-ha, Rafael, do you remember when you created that virus to download the Iacon database? I still have all the upload information so that we can download it through Laserbeak and Soundwave."
Raf's eyes lit up and he grinned, "good idea. He'll be surprised when he realizes that the virus came from him!"
On board the Nemesis, total chaos reigned. Vehicons ran about, shouting and panicking, trying to stay out of Megatron's way as he stormed through the halls. Over the PA system, a song blasted out, repeating itself over and over again. Duh duh duhdahdun dun dun, afro circus, afro circus, polka dot, polka dot, afro, it blared repeatedly. Megatron had not known that humans could make anything this annoying, but it was pretty impressive how unbearable it could get after only a few rounds. He fumed to Soundwave's workstation where the silent mech typed furiously, trying to stop the virus.
"Soundwave, report," he growled at his third in command. The typing did not stop while Soundwave's facial monitor tracked his progress for the Decepticon leader's benefit. After several hours, he finally found the source and was astounded to discover that the virus was streaming into the ship through himself. With a boundless fury, he tracked the virus to a human computer and ruthlessly destroyed the computer. It was so annoying to have a hacker that could hack Soundwave, the master hacker himself. The last words drifted off into blissful silence as Megatron turned to Soundwave with a furious look, "let's not let that happen again, shall we?"