Lily's Automatic Diary
Basic Summary: Lily buys a diary that writes down whatever you are thinking about or talking a bout when you are holding it. Consequently Regina Moore, Lily's best friend finds it and writes in it.
Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling. Checks ID Nope. not her sob wish i was.
Oh yeah Remus and Peter won't really show up in this story I don't think. For Future Reference Lily is in Italics James is just regular print Sirius is underlined. Regina is bold. Okay?
Hey "Evans!" ugh that voice again. He doesn't take no for an answer does he? THUMP! Great here he is, James Potter, the biggest prat I have ever met.
"Wanna go ou..."
"NO" I cut him off in the middle of his sentence. He is so predictable. Oh yeah. Since this diary is writing everything I think I might as well introduce myself, I''m Lily Marie Evans. snorts I'm introducing myself to a diary.
"Yes!! I did it! I stole Lily's Diary! Hey cool! This thing writes itself! That's totally awesome!" Oh yeah, I'm Regina Moore, Lily's best friend. Lily will be biased when she talks about herself and James Potter so I will do it for her. James Potter: Griffindor seeker with messy raven hair, hazel eyes and sigh dreamy muscular body. I'd totally go out with him but I know Lily likes him, she just doesn't know it yet. Oh yeah Lily Evans: Petit red-head with a temper that is anything but small. Her emarld eyes have caught James Potter too many times to count. Unlike James Lily can't fly a broom to save her life. Oh YAY! Sirius is here!
"You forgot to put that James is a marauder! You have to put he is a Marauder! There. All better. Well since yours truley, the fantastic, hottest guy at Hogwarts, Marauder and person-who-adds-stuff-to-this-thing is here we might as well talk about Regina. And Me. More importantly me. But since we could talk about me for forever we'll start with Regina. Tall, athletic girl with those nut shaped eyes, what are they called?
"Almonds." Yes those.They are brown and sparkly. I need to get her to go out with me, and her hair reaches her waist and.."
"SIRIUS BLACK GIVE ME MY DIARY OR I WILL HEX YOU INTO OBLIVIAN AND THEN I WILL FEED YOU TO THE GIANT SQUID!!"
"Oh dear. Lily calls. lovely talking to you, gotta run! OI PRONGS!! sAVE MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
"Wha..?Oi Evans go out with me?" Enters the lovely, fanominal James.
"NO!! I'd rather go out with the giant squid than you!" Man! I need some new turn down insults. i wonder what would happen if i kissed- I mean slapped! Slapped! him. Well time for homework. Bye Bye.
Love from,
Lily, Regina, "And Sirius! No LILY!! Not the face! It's too gorgeous!"