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Chapter 1 of "Yet Another Apocalypse"

Cordelia was staring in the mirror, her eyes

reflected back at her and they looked tired. '3

days,' she thought to herself. Angel Investigations

had been swamped for the past three days. None of

them had gotten more than two hours of sleep.

Cordelia was startled when she heard a loud knocking

coming from the main lobby. She emerged from the

bathroom to see a gorgeous deliveryman standing by

the front desk.

"Hello," she said, fixing up her currently unruly

hair. The deliveryman smiled showing a mouth full of

pearly whites.

"Can you sign for this package?" He said, never losing

the smile and extending the pen to Cordelia.

"I'm Cordelia," she said, never losing eye contact.

She took the pen and signed the clipboard.

"Tom," he said putting the pen away.

"Hey Cor?" Gunn asked coming down the stairs. She

turned to glance at Gunn and then returned her gaze to

Tom, whose smile had turned to a frown. He looked

away from her and rushed out of the Hyperion.

"Was it something I said?" she mumbled to Gunn.

"Nah," he said reaching for Cordelia's ear. "I think

it's the green slime you've got all over you." He

laughed as he showed her a huge glob he'd gotten from

her hair.

"Ewwww," she screeched rushing upstairs for the

shower.

Gunn laughed as she ran screaming. He looked at the

package and called out to Wesley. Wesley came from

the back office with a book in hand. "Package."

Wesley walked over to the front desk, "Who is it

from?"

"Doesn't say..." Gunn picked up the small package.

"It's heavy." Wesley took the box and started pulling

at the tape. Once it was open he lifted out a

tattered scroll.

* * * * * * * * * *

Jason climbed the stone steps leading up from the

circus. As he made it to the top, he nearly tripped

over a package that was sitting in the middle of the

cramped foyer. He cursed before kneeling down to

inspect the box. It was addressed to Jean-Claude. He

sighed as he picked up the small box.

"Damn," he mumbled. it was heavier than it looked and

the bad assumption threw him slightly off balance. He

went back down the stairs to put the package in a

better spot where Jean-Claude would see it. He put

the package on a glass coffee table in the front room

and then ran back up the stairs and out so he could

run his errands.