"Literally Why Though"
Gumi and Rin were sitting in Len's room while he was getting a drink.
Gumi nudged her friend. "Hey Rin, have you ever wondered how many times Len's masturbated where you're sitting?"
Rin blinked.
Then she opened her mouth and said, "Why."
The end.
I can't remember where this originated, but probably Twitter. I wanted to upload it somewhere, so up it goes to Peepeeluck, the bane of my existence (and others, apparently, because I'm a big meanie).
Anyway idk why I'm uploading here but it's 2am, so need I say more?
I might come back to dump my unfinished and dead ideas in a fic of hell sometime soon, but no promises.