A/N: This is a horrible prologue, meant to lead right into the first chapter. I hope you enjoy it, but it's really only written for fun. Happy Holidays!
The Sassiest Prologue Ever
I, the narrator and controller of this entire story, sat back in my chair. My work was done. As the writer, who was also me, could not think of a good start to this story, I had simply written this beginning as an explanation and substitute. I had given a small idea to the minds of our sassiest characters, Percy "Persassy" Jackson and Leo "no sassy pun nickname yet" Valdez. This fabulous idea that will soon grow to include the entire cast of the Heroes of Olympus- was that it would be a perfectly reasonable idea to decide who the sassiest of the two of them. Now, all you have to do, dear reader, is sit back and relax while we enjoy the show.
Make some popcorn if you like. I'll wait. Done? Perfect. Let the Ultimate Sass-Off begin...