Christmas is a time of gathering and celebration. It is a time to catch up with those close to you and end the year peacefully. It is a time where lovers can become reacquainted and reignite a spark that may have died down.

For some people, Christmas is a completely different time.

"Yuki!"

"Oh please god, no."

Shuichi ran down the hall at lightning speed to get to Yuki's study. Entering the room by doing a somersault, Shuichi smiled brightly at his lover. Yuki groaned and put down the book he was reading. "I don't want to know what you have planned and I honestly don't care, Shuichi," he sighed.

"But Yuki, today is a very special day!" the pinkette cheered.

"It's just another day," Yuki mumbled.

"Do you even know what today is?!"

Yuki looked over to the calendar on the wall. "It's December 24," he said.

"Yes it is! That means it's Christmas!"

"Oh yeah. I totally forgot about it," Yuki said. "So what's your point? I want to keep reading my book."

"But it's Christmas! We should spend it together!" Shuichi cried.

"I don't want to." Yuki picked up his book and returned to the page he was on.

"I knew you'd say that."

Shuichi strutted over the blonde with forced elegance and lifted the book from his fingertips. He slowly lowered himself onto the very edge of Yuki's seat and looked at him with the sexiest face he could pull. "You would make a great Santa Claus and I could be your elf," he smirked.

Yuki felt his stomach turn at the odd statement. "Really now?" he asked.

"Yeah. You know, kids make wishes on Santa's lap." Shuichi lifted himself up to sit on one of Yuki's thighs and wrapped his arms around his neck. "Will you grant my wish?" he asked.

"That depends on the wish, little boy," Yuki said, playing along with the teen.

Shuichi leaned in close to Yuki's ear. "I want Santa to come to my town for a not-so silent night," he whispered.

"Oh my god," Yuki cringed.

"What?"

"That was so bad," the author said.

"I spent all night writing that line!" Shuichi yelled.

"That was not okay," Yuki said.

"That was really smooth! So, Mr. Claus, will you grant my wish?" Shuichi asked in an attempt to bring the mood back.

"No can do. You're on the naughty list," Yuki said.

"Why? Is it because you see me when I'm sleeping and know when I'm awake?" Shuichi cooed.

"No, it's because you're a dumbass," he said.

Yuki pushed the teen off his lap and walked out of the room, leaving Shuichi by himself. "Can we at least stand under the mistletoe?"

"No way in hell."

Author's Note

This story is 172% crack and I don't even care XD I looked up some Christmas pick-up lines and they just seemed perfect for Gravitation, so here you go XD I hope you enjoyed this story and have a great Christmas and New Year!

Merry Christmas and sayonara~!