I don't own Naruto. I didn't think of the concept, or anything. I'm not creative enough. But I do own the girl at the end. Anyway, enjoy!

Neji Hyuuga sat brooding in his hospital bed. He just had his fight with a certain someone during the final stage of the Chunnin exam, and he lost. Neji still couldn't believe it! How could he have lost to such an imbecile?

"Hey!"

Neji looked up. It was non other than Naruto Uzumaki, the idiot he had just fought with. What was he doing here?

"I just came by to see how you were doing." The blonde said, in that obnoxiously loud voice. Neji fought the urge to put his hands over his ears. Couldn't the boy speak at a normal volume?

"I'm fine." He said coldly.

The orange-clad boy glared at him. "You didn't seem fine when I was kicking your butt in that arena yesterday." Then his voice softened. "Don't act all gloom and doom. You're already known as one of the most talented rookies in the village. Losing this one fight shouldn't be such a big deal."

Neji closed his eyes. "You have no idea what a struggle my life has been. Losing to someone like you just makes it worse." He stated in a dramatic tone.

Rolling his eyes, Naruto replied, "Actually, I do know. During the fight, you kept going on and on about being in the cadet branch of the clan, blah blah blah. Instead of whining about stupid stuff like that, find something good about being you."

"What do you know about anything?" The long-haired boy snapped. Yet, he found himself wondering, what was the one good thing in his life? Then Neji widened his pale eyes. Why hadn't he thought of it before?

"Hmm, maybe there is a bright side to being me." Neji murmured thoughtfully.

"What do you mean?"

Without replying, Neji whipped off the hospital bed sheets and hopped onto the tile floor. Silently, he left the room. Naruto followed him out into the hallway, completely confused. Neji kept walking and took a turn to the left. Suddenly, Naruto knew where the somber youth was headed.

"Wait, Neji, isn't that the…."

Seconds later, Naruto heard a scream and a resounding SLAP!

"You pig!" A female voice shrieked shrilly. Neji shot out of the vicinity like a bullet, Byakugan activated with a lewd grin on his usually solemn face. A girl wearing a towel and a shower cap ran behind him shaking a fist, screaming incoherently threats. Neither of them seemed to have noticed a shocked blonde standing in the corner as they zoomed by.

Naruto just stood there, taking in the whole scene that had unfolded in front of him. What just happened? Then something clicked. Then he sighed.

"Neji, you have a lot to learn about the art of peeping." Muttered the whiskered boy sadly.

Then Naruto chased after Neji, because even this imbecile knew that things were about to get ugly.

Neji, you perv! .

This is just a lighthearted little fic. Neji's somewhat OOC, but c'mon, would it have been funny any other way?

This is my first fanfic, and I wanna thank my friend Ellie (that's not her real name, but she insists that I call her that) for inspiring me to actually write this thing and looking over it to point out a bunch of little mistakes that I never would've noticed.

Reviews are great, nice or not. Lemme know what I need to change, and I'll make sure that happens. Thanks in advance!