Kurt and Sebastian have been flirty friends for a while, but thats all they can be when they're working for the infamous Black Diamonds sex industry based out of the Diamond Back casino. But will a lonely phone client named Blaine Anderson come in the way of Kurt and Sebastian's 'romance'? Also includes Cameos by many of your favorite characters!
They were all hanging around in the living room of their shared apartment space; some of them drinking, some of them too sick of alcohol to drink. Kurt and Sebastian were sitting next to each other while Santana was telling them about this 'lonely loser' who called while she was on her phone shift. She couldn't keep from laughing even retelling it. Kurt felt a bit bad for the guy, he couldn't help what turned him on. He looked at Sebastian hoping to share a glance of pity for the kid, but Sebastian was laughing with Santana and Brody, who's shift had been the same night and was helping retell it. Tonight was only Kurt's 4th or 5th phone shift ever, they usually didn't let him on the phones because his higher pitched voice confused the clients, but on occasion they needed him to take a shift. Like tonight. He was a bit nervous upon hearing all the horror stories from Santana and Brody, the phone sex stars. They reassured him that it was an easy job. That he really didn't have to worry because no matter what he said they would get off. Like everyone who used their services. Tonight he was taking over Santana's shift. She was hired as an escort for some millionaire to take to some gala. Brody was spending his night off to spend time with his wife, Rachel, and kids. He was one of the only ones who didn't live in The Apartment. Most of the other ones lived there because it really was a nice place and they didn't have enough money to support themselves when they started out. And now that they've been there a while they have no desire to leave. Santana was the most successful of all of the Diamonds and could leave if she wanted and start a 'real' career. However Sue, the head of the organization, had chosen her to take on the company after she retired. Most of them were recruited, like Sebastian who wanted to be an actor. Sue and San convinced him that this was a surefire way to make money and get noticed. 3 years later the only acting jobs he's gotten were porn.
It was nearly 9 o clock, they all had to get ready for the night. Sebastian could feel Kurt's nerves and turned to him
"Don't worry, you're a natural, you turn people on like crazy." He smirked playfully. Kurt smiled back at him
"If thats the case then why don't you call on my shifts?" He flirted back. Sebastian opened his mouth to counter the conversation but was interrupted by Santana's audible groan
"Just have sex already and spare us the vomit" She said half dressed in her signature red dress that left little to the imagination. They looked back at each other and grinned, this was not over. Sebastian stood up and went to get dressed shooting Kurt a wink as he left. Kurt laughed to himself and turned on the TV, already dressed in sweats or as they liked to call it; Phone Operator Chic. A few minutes later Brittany and Finn came into the room coming back from their afternoon phone shift. They plopped down next to Kurt on the couch and watched the Real Housewives with him and played one of their favorite games, Spot The Ex Prostitute. Brody had long gone and was probably cooking something for his wife Rachel. Kurt sat dreaming about finding someone and maybe getting married. Sebastian came to the living room soon after in his tux, shirt unbuttoned, bow untied. Kurt was startled out of his daydream at the sight of him.
"Maybe you should leave it like that. I'll bet you'll get twice the clients with abs like those running free" He winked. Sebastian grinned,
"Wouldn't it be better for someone to unbutton it later" He countered. Kurt bit his lip
"Im sure someone would very happily unbutton it later" He said while Sebastian laughed and buttoned it up and pretended to not know how to tie his bowtie. Kurt laughed and stood up to go tie it, but Santana got in between them.
"Ill do it, I'm kind of a pro at tying ties." She said laughing and then dropped her voice to a whisper, "Be careful" She whispered and give them a look that said it all. It was company policy not to date or sleep with your co-worker. Sebastian and Kurt had been harmlessly flirting for years, but everyone knew that they wanted each other. Pretty badly. And they hid it pretty badly too.
"Like youre any better" Sebastian whispered back rolling his eyes. Santana blushed slightly and glanced quickly over at Brittany
"Just until Sue hands the business to me and then we can change it. Maybe you'll be out of here by then." She said ignoring his remark. She checked the clock again "I have to go. The limos probably waiting for me at the casino." She said and dashed out.
"I should probably head over too" Sebastian said slightly sobered. Kurt nodded and walked toward the phone room with Quinn while Finn and Brittany watched Real Housewives, well Brittany did and Finn slept. Finn had a film shoot the next day in a chapel. It was called Blasphemy In the Basilica.
When they reached the room clad in sweats and Ugg boots, they sat and waited for the calls. Soon enough Quinn's cell phone rang
"Can you cover for me if anyone calls?" She asked after seeing the caller ID "I told you not to call me tonight Puck-" Was all he heard before she was outside of the room. His phone rang and he didn't have time to worry before he was thrust into work.
Over in the Casino, Sugar and Sebastian were walking around looking good and flirting with gamblers. Sugar went up to a large man by the bar and fluffed herself up. She put a napkin in front of him with a note that she knew he wouldn't pass up. She put her arm across the bar seductively and smiled at him. He looked at her
"I saw you across the room and i just thought what is a gorgeous man doing drinking by himself" She cooed.
"Im not interested" He said. She was shocked. He took his drink and walked toward a slot machine leaving Sugar sitting there forcing her jaw closed. She walked up to Sebastian
"See that man" She said pointing to him "Hes your next client" She said not fully believing a word she was saying. Sebastian was equally shocked
"No!" He said and looked him over again to see if he was missing anything he hadn't picked up on earlier. Sugar nodded
"He told me he 'wasn't interested'!" She hissed trying to keep quiet. Sebastian shook his head slightly annoyed
"Just because he wasn't interested, doesn't mean hes gay!" He retorted
"Maybe he really just wasn't interested. I mean you have to admit this isn't everyone's cup of tea" He pointed out. She glared at him
"I'm too hot to pass up on. He has to be gay, Seb." She insisted. He laughed and sighed.
"Fine. I'll try and if that doesn't work then we can forget about him as a client." He said and began to walk off.
"Give me some of the money!" She called after him. He laughed rolling his eyes. He remembered what Kurt said, pulled off the tie and unbuttoned a button or two. He watched him playing the machine "What do you plan to do if you win?" He asked leaning against the machine smiling charismatically. The man suddenly got nervous and his eyes widened slightly.
"I don't know yet" he shrugged flirting back.
Sebastian made a mental note of Sugar's gay-dar. He held out his hand.
"Sebastian." He said holding out his hand. The man looked at him a dribble of drool in his mouth. "Dave" He said shaking his hand.
"Do you want a drink?" He asked with his signature smirk.
Quinn came back into the room a minute after the call ended. She was practically in tears. Kurt wheeled his chair closer to her and hugged her
"Whats going on Q?" He asked.
"Starburst got attacked by a coyote." She choked out with a stony look on her face. Starburst was the cat she had had since she was 11. It had been her best friend and she had annoyed all of them with pictures of her beloved animal. She was silently crying when the next call came.
"Ill take it. You go to the vet and be with her." He said putting a hand on her shoulder. Quinn shot him a grateful smile and left. Soon her phone rang
"Hello" He said with as much sex as he could. There was a nervous voice on the other end.
"Hey." he said breathing deeply. There was a few moments of silence before he said "Maybe this isn't such a good idea, I mean its pointless i'll never be what he wants. I'll just be going now" The voice rambled on embarrassed. Kurt hadn't been trained for this.
"No, stay baby. I'll be whoever you want. We don't need to worry about anyone else. Okay?" He said hoping to still make commision on this guy.
"Really?" The voice asked meekly and a bit intimidated.
"Of course!" Kurt said "So let me guess, this is your first time calling someone like me?" He asked trying to keep him on for as long as possible.
"That obvious?" he asked embarrassed. Kurt laughed softly. The boy on the other end sounded so scared and embarrassed, it was almost endearing.
"Don't worry cutie. I'm sure you'll figure it out as soon as we get to what you need. Speaking of what you need baby, I'm gonna need to know what you like." He asked wanting to help this poor creature as much as he could.
"Can you tell me your name first?" he asked nervously
"Sure baby just tell me who you want me to be. I can be whoever you want." he reiterated.
"Do I have to tell you my name?" he asked still nervous.
"Only if you want to. Listen baby whatever makes you happy okay? My name's Cameron if that makes you feel any better. Im here to make you feel good, whatever that takes." He said using his Diamond name and could hear the sigh of determination behind the phone.
"Well i'm uhh Roger" he said deciding on a name.
"Okay Roger baby lets get started"
Back over at the casino, Sebastian walked out of Dave's hotel room with a pocket full of cash. He checked his watch, it was barely 2 am. He had time to go find another client, but he was exhausted from his last deal. Besides that Dave guy had paid him double for their tryst. He was sure Sugar could handle the floor by herself. He smirked to himself as he decided to go visit Kurt at the phones. As he made his way over, he began to take off his suit piece by piece. When he reached the room he quietly opened the door and was surprised to see that Quinn wasn't there. He grinned to himself, maybe Kurt was taking up all the clients with his alluring androgyny. Kurt saw him and with wide eyes held up a finger to tell him he would be just a minute.
"Ooooh yeah baby. You feel good?.. Oh yeah?" he said giggling back. "Call us back soon. I'll be bye" he said and hung up. He turned to Sebastian "What are you doing here? I thought you had a floor shift?" He asked his heart fluttering.
"Sugar can handle it by herself" he said walking towards him and straddling his lap. "Besides I got a client who gives as much money as moans" he grinned cheekily. "Quinn leave you to handle the phones by yourself?" he asked running a hand through his hair. Kurt knew he should stop Sebastian but after making the boy on the phone feel better he felt he deserved a treat.
"Something came up and as a good friend I told her I'd cover." he informed him, wrapping his arms around Sebastian's waist.
"Mhmmm you really are a good friend Kurt. Too good if you ask me" he told him and traced a finger down his chest. Kurt caught his finger as it went down.
"Sebastian, cmon don't tease me" he said seriously.
Sebastian was hurt but tried not to show it in his eyes.
"One day Hummel, one day" He laughed softly and plopped into the chair next to Kurt. "So, how have they been tonight?" He asked talking about the phone clients. Kurt shrugged not sure if he wanted to mention his Roger encounter.
"Not too bad I guess. Mostly guys who thought I was a woman and called me sweetie. The same old same old." he told him with a laugh. "My shifts almost over though. We could get some froyo? I'm sure we can find somewhere in Vegas that will sell us froyo?" he offered knowing it was best to spend time with Sebastian with other people rather than alone. He didn't trust his strength and resolve when he was around him. He knew he needed this job and so he had to follow the rules. Those rules were the only thing keeping him from jumping his bones right then and there.
"Yeah sounds good" he nodded "I'll go change out of my tux and I'll meet you in the apartment." he told him and left the room feeling like the visit was a total bust and that he was foolish to even think that he would finally get some action from Kurt. He knew how much of a stickler for the rules Kurt was and that they would never happen unless one of them left the Diamonds. But as Sebastian knew, leaving the Diamonds was much harder than joining.