A little deleted scene from my KFP/Rio crossover fic 'Aftermath Premiere Party'. First of all, thank you guys for the massive reviews, favorites and subscribes. And as a little gift, I thought I would throw in this one-shot deleted scene. Hope you enjoy.
Freestyle Rap War
by: Terrell James
As the cast of 'Kung Fu Panda 2' continue to celebrate the afterparty of the premiere of their sequel with the cast of 'Rio', the Wolf Boss went over to the stage and thought it was best to do a little freestyle battle with Po and he lets out a chuckle and said, "Hey, Po! I want a rematch for the freestyle rap battle!"
Po turned around and saw the wolf determined to beat him out again in this game and he said, "You just can't accept defeat, can ya?"
"You beat me at the freestyle rap battles even while we were on the set. Now it's my turn to beat you instead." the wolf replied.
Both Pedro and Nico flew over to the mic and herd about this freestyle rap battle and Pedro was the first one to say, "We're about to have a freestyle rap battle here!"
"Let's see if the entire crowd is looking forward to throw down." Nico exclaimed.
With that, Po quickly accepts the challenge and he walks up to the stage and grabbed the mic and told the wolf, "You know you're gonna lose anyway."
The wolf chuckled at this and with a smirk, he said, "We'll see about that!"
"I'm-a drop a beat!" Pedro added.
The rest of the 'Rio' cast gathered all around to see how will go down and Blu tried his best to be hip and he did a lot of weird hip-hop movements and gestures and Jewel saw this and she asked, "Blu...what are you doing?"
"I'm dropping it like it's hot, yo!" Blu exclaimed.
Jewel rolled her eyes at this and she said, "Let's hope it doesn't get too hot. Otherwise, you'll burn yourself."
Both of them made a lot of beats to keep it going and as soon as it comes into play, the wolf was deeply confident that he'll beat Po down in this freestyle match and he said, "I'm going first!"
The wolf saw the crowd getting energized by the rap battle and he dropped some freestyle rap on Po.
Here we go again
for the thousandth time
about to take back
what is rightfully mine
You think you're better
than you were on the set
But you ain't seen nothing
of me yet
I'ma slay you up
and your furry butt to shreds
with my wolf swag
and all you got is jiggly heads
I got one eye
but all I got is my pride
and I'm going all the way
So, you better hang on for the ride
I may be a wolf
and I may howl at the moon
but at least I don't eat on more food
than anyone else too soon
Prepare to be slayed
by this vicious dog
with my illest flow
that'll be up on you like fog
Panda, you got owned
without any fail
and if you don't like it
you can kiss my tail
The entire crowd went all out with the wolf's freestyle raps and they cheered for him, including the entire cast of 'Rio', who were completely blown away by this and Pedro said, "Who says wolves can't rap?"
"Don't let me get on his bad side." Nico said, excitedly.
The Wolf Boss looked up at Po and saw that the panda is keeping a confident face and knows that he'll bring in a comeback to slay the wolf back and Po said, "Cute. Very cute."
Po then took center stage as he said to the wolf, "Let a nearly 300-pound panda pro show you how it's done."
As the beat begins to drop, Po lets himself loose with a big freestyle rap.
That's all cute
A rapping puppy
who doesn't know a good flow
if it sounds like an old guppy
I've been in the awesomeness
for three years
You just came as a newbie
in dog years
I'm so famous
you can find me on Facebook
but not you, bro
You belong under a hook
I'm 300 pounds
of pure power
and you...
you're just dirty and sour
Do they let one-eyed dogs
sleep where they lie
Didn't get the memo
You couldn't rap if you tried
The Dragon Warrior will slay you
with the words out of my mouth
and your freestyle rap
will go down South
I am the Kung Fu Panda
with the big butt to fight
You can say hi to it
unless you're afraid it'll bite!
Then, Po actually shows the wolf his famous butt to him and everyone went crazy insane over his Po's rap flows and the 'Panda 2' cast cheered for him, plus the 'Rio' cast and they were chanting Po's name in droves, pumping their fists for him and that left the wolf completely perplexed that he got beaten again.
"Oh snap!" Blu exclaimed.
"Now that panda can rap!" Pedro and Nico exclaimed.
"Straight up." Po said, pumping his fist.
The wolf growled at the fact that he lost again...and in front of the crowd too and he said, "I'll beat him again. But...he's put up a good rap fight."
I know it sucked, but at least it's a cool one. Anyways, R&R and hope you like!
