Starkit's Prophecy

Greetings and Salutation! It is I, your lovely editor, Alexsis Rose! We have finished My Immortal, so get ready for a new edition in the 'Edited:' series! This is 'Starkit's Prophecy', the second worst fanfiction ever written! Complete with commentary! The original author is xdarkrosesx.

You may remember Julie Tulips from My Immortal, but she has not read Warriors, and I have only read the first series, so I would love to introduce, Annalisa! She is my good friend, much like good old Julie, and she has read all the Warriors books! That means that only she can supply choice critique on Jayfeather and his stick. What? I'm so confused. His stick? Is this a masturbation thing? She will be in italics.

Hello, comrades. It is I, Annalisa (Randomcat100 is my username) and I am here to help our fluffy-haired Alexsis out when it comes to both editing xdarkrosesx's grammar and adjusting all abuses to Warriors canon. So, with commentary in italics from me and commentary in bold from Alexsis, let's be on our painful journey.

AN: This is the fanfiction I wrote when I was younger. Those jerks on took it down twice!

For good reason.

Edited Out: Capitalization of 'twice'. What is it with these guys and capitalizing everything? By the way, we cut out the Alliances.

I'm putting it here. Thanks to the 'Starkit's Prophecy' reposts, I lost some chapters and seeing it again was a really big help.

By the way, this is set after Sunrise. This is my first story so be nice.

Please explain Annalisa, what is Sunrise?

In the original A/N, xdarkrosesx stated 'set after SunSET'. If this were the case, most of the characters in this story wouldn't even be born yet. I believe DR meant SunRISE, the final book in the third series.

Isn't she great?

Yes, I am.

Ch. 1: Prologue

Let's play the option game! Take it away Annalisa!

This is the prologue.

This is the first chapter.

This chapter is like a hermaphrodite. It's both.

The cats gathered around a pool. They all looked into it eagerly. A dark shape appeared on the surface.

A dark shape appeared on the surface of the water.

A dark shape appeared on the surface of the cats. That's got to sting.

A blue she-cat looked up. Her eyes were bright. "There is a prophecy! Out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and the holly," she said.

"It's about Starkit!" A white tom said, "She's going to save the forest."

We don't know who is speaking, do we?

How is a cat blue?

Hair dye. Don't you know that there are special plants in the forest that dye cats blue? Only ThunderClan has access to them. That's why all these wars are started; the other cats want the blue dye.

Okay! Step right up, folks! It's the ThunderClan spa!

He looked at a golden tom standing beside Bluestar.

Are we in StarClan? She's dead! There are some crazy cat colours here.

"She has powers that nobody has ever dreamed of," the golden tom said, "Should we tell Jayfeather?"

"Yes," Bluestar said, "He needs to know this."

She walked away from the pool because she wanted to tell Jayfeather about Starkit.

Don't they usually zap these prophecies into their dreams or something?

AN: Did you like it? Please tell me what you thought in your review!

What do you think Annalisa?

In truth, I already have a bad feeling about this. And I can already tell this story sucks sh*t.

Do you want some peppermint tea?

Christ, yes. And chocolate.

We have Oreos…

I'm sold.

That was our first chapter, hope you didn't cringe too much! It's time to enjoy ourselves; I know that Annalisa and I are going to enjoy some Oreos and milk. Bye, and remember to comment!