"WHO STOLE THE FUCKING CHICKEN ?!"
"Levi hon , it isn't a chicken ! it's turkey..."
"I dont give a single flying fuck about what type of bird it was , i wanted it to end in my stomach ! But one of the guests fucking STOLE IT ! "
"Who could it be ? " Eren put his hand on his chin , thinking , whyle his lover Levi crossed his arms on his chest .
Suddenly , Eren yelled .
"I KNOW ! "
"What ? who do you think it was ?! "
"Prussia and Gilbird ! "
"Why them ? " Levi asked incredulously
"Because Gilbrid wanted to burry him ! He is a bird too after all ! "
"And why Prussia ? "
Eren raised his hands , showing of his fingers . "DUH who would have carried the turkey ?!"
Levi facepalmed .
"Yeah ok , but there is one problem ..."
"What ? "
"PRUSSIA AND GILBIRD AREN'T HERE !"
"OOOOOOH YEAH ! They where at Austria's for the hollidays ! "
"Eren , I love you .."
"Oooooh ! Me too Lev-"
"But sometimes your stupidity surprises even Me ..."
*Levi gets bitchslapped*
~Due to the extreme violence of this scene , The author decided to make a short break to prevent shocking the younger audiences ~
Eren got in the livingroom where all the guests where sitting and yelled .
" OK OUR THURKEY IS MISSING GUYS "
Someone responded .
" No i'm here ... "
"Not you Turkey ..."
"Oh ."
"Who can help Me and my fellow husband solve this mistery ? " Eren begged desperately .
"Maybe Ciel and Sebastian can ... " Germany proposed .
" Fuck you i'm drinking tea i'm buisy." Said blue-haired boy responded as his butler served him .
" Yup ." England aproved " Holmes would have done it if he was still alive ... "
"IM CALLING THE B.D.A ! " America shouted .
"Don't you mean C.I.A ? " Spain asked , holding Romano in his arms .
"No " Russia said . Not letting go of China . " He means .Association. "
Everyone face-palmed .
Suddenly (again) someone bursted in the room .
"I KNOW WHO IT WAS ! "
Everyone turned .
"HANJI ?! " They all yelled .
" ME ! " She said , raising her arms in the air .
" So who is the thief , shitty glasses ? " Levi spit out on a nonchalant tone .
" SHE IS THE CLOSET ! THE BROOM CLOSET ! "
( flashback to the author's first fic : " the broom closet " ;D )
" Wut ."
" NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM "
All turned to the closed from where came a strange noise , slowly they all went to open it .
As the closet slowly opened , everybody stood in awe .
" POPPY ?! "
Yup .
It was the author .
Nibbling on Eren's fucking delicious thurkey .
" Eren your thurkey is awesome ... "
Everyone sigthed in anoyance but didn't reply .
I MEAN HELLO I AM THE AUTHOR I CAN MAKE THEM DO WATHEVER I WANT IF THEY PISS ME OF ! HA !
Levi took his phone .
" I'm calling the pizza delivery .."
Then he put a canvas bag on his head and started dancing the hula.
Cause I am almigthy author .
So they all ate pizza and watched theyre respectives anime's till fireworks started .
And they all fucking enjoyed christmas .
And Gilbird burried the thurkey's bones in his yard .
_ LA FIN _