I wrote it so that you couldn't tell who was writing it unless you paid proper attention on purpose. If you would like to know who it starts on, it starts with Erin phoning Andy.
"Hey."
"Hey."
"How've you been?"
"Great."
"Andy."
"Alright, alright. Not so great. I mean, you left me, Erin."
"I'm sorry."
"It's fine."
"No, it isn't."
"You're right, it isn't. But I deserved it."
"What tie are you wearing right now?"
"What?"
"Is it the navy one with the little anchors on it? I like that one."
"No. I threw it away."
"Why?"
"It reminded me of you."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"It's fine, Erin. Seriously. How's Pete?"
"We broke up."
"What? Why?"
"He said he didn't think I was fully committed to the relationship."
"Well, he's an idiot for not seeing how great you are."
"Thanks."
"I mean it."
"Hey, it's 11:11. Make a wish."
"You."