ONE BRIGHT SUN SHINING DAY, ARTHUR FROM THAT SHITTY KIDS SHOW ENTERD INTO THE LEAGUE OF ENTERING ARTHUR GOT INTO BOT LANE WITH DRAVEN .DRAVEN STATED THAT THEIR IS AN ENTRANCE FEE TO LANE WITH HIM; "IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT" SAID THE YIFF MASTER "WHATS THE FEE?" ARTHUR REPELIED. "I THINK YOU KNOW" DRAVEN RESPONDED, AND THEN PROCEDED TO GRAB ARTHUR BY THE LEGS, AND DRAG HIM INTO A BUSH. MUFFLED SMACKS AND YELPS WERE HEARD. EZREAL HEARD THIS AND STATED TO "SOUNDS GAY, IM IN". ARTHUR AFTER THIS HORRIBLE ENCOUNTER FED THE ENEMY EZREAL. EZREAL PROCEDED TO HAVE SEX WITH DRAVEN UNTILL HE USED HIS ULTIMATE. ARTHUR PROCEDED TO FEED UNTILL HIS TEAM HAD NO CHANCE; GOT REPORTED AND NEVER PLAYED LEAGUE AGAIN. UNTILL DRAVEN CALLED HIM BACK WHICH THEN HE MADE THE DECISION TO MAIN JUNGLE SO HE COULD STILL BE CLOSE TO THE DRAVES AND HE LIVED SADLY BEACUSE DRAVEN ABUSED HIM EMOTINALLY SEXUALLY AND HE CALLED HIM FAT, ARTHUR DIED OF A HEART ATTACK 3 YEARS LATER AND DRAVEN NEVER ULT'ED AGAIN, EZREAL CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET ADMITING THAT HE WAS GAY, EVERYONE KNEW SO EZREAL LEFT THE LEAGUE AND DIED.
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