First chapter
,,Oi, Ishida!" Ichigo shouted as he tried to reach the quincy who apparently pretended to ignore him. They were in a supermarket where the orange haired boy was momentarily shopping. He was examining a broccoli when the shinigami noticed him; he struggled if catch up to him or not, and then he decided to do so, since their friendship wasn't the smoothest of all. Ichigo already tried to get closer to the nerd but he was too much of a loner to join his social life. His friends were the gang. The list ends here.
,,Ishida, you bastard!" the orange haired teen murmured while running towards the other who finally seemed to notice him.
,,Why didn't you answer? Am I this embarrassing?" the shinigami impeached the quincy.
,,Sorry, but do we know each other?" he asked in an oddly surprised tone.
,,Of course, baka! It's me, Ichigo! Did you lose your memory, or what? Aren't you Ishida Uryu?" he just noticed the black haired guy wasn't wearing his glasses. If he had, he would most certainly push them up with his fingers now.
,,No, I'm Ishida Youkina, actually."
,,What the fuck? He has a damn twin brother and he didn't tell me yet?" Ichigo and his new 'friend' were walking out of the supermarket. Youkina was more shy and innocent than Ishida and he didn't wear glasses, this was enough for Ichigo to make a difference.
,,Are you two this confident? Are you his boyfriend or something?" the new arrival asked in the most innocent tone.
,,OF COURSE NOT! Man, do I look this gay?" the shorter boy looked as he felt really guilty.
,,Sorry for hurting you! I didn't mean it!" Ichigo thought he was just about to cry.
,,No problem... But where did you get this idea? Is your brother gay?"
,,Well, I just thought about it because Ishida isn't really outgoing so if you think it's so natural for him to tell you about his own matters, you must be someone really special for him. But it looks like I'm mistaken, sorry." Youkina smiled. This still shocked Ichigo; it was like seeing Ishida standing in front of him and saying all this stuff.
,,By the way, wanna come to my place?" the orange haired shinigami felt the sudden urge to make some friends and this guy was just so much better than the well-known quincy; personality and looks too -he didn't wear those annoying glasses after all. Youkina looked like the corrected version of Ishida and this amused Ichigo a lot; he bet this would make his grumpy teammate feel useless.
Fortunately there was no one home so our protagonist didn't have to explain his weird family to the new guy. He told him about his mother, though. Youkina also narrated how they got separated with Ishida to keep up the quincy race in different places. When Ichigo revealed his shinigami identity the black haired boy laughed and told him he already knew. He lived with his distantly related cognates in Ireland in a small village or something like that. He decided to reunite with his brother though, so he returned to Japan. They had a long chat about various topics and Youkina really seemed to enjoy himself. After some hours, already in Ichigo's room he suddenly said:
,,You're being really nice with me, Ichigo-kun! Thank you."
,,You're welcome, but this is just normal. Is Ishida treating you like shit, or what?"
,,Well, that's not the kindest way to say it... Let's say he was a bit too... Fair." the teen arched his eyebrows.
,,What do you mean 'too fair'?"
,,I came to Karakura town two days ago and I immediately went to the hospital to meet Ishida. I rung the bell and he opened the door. I told him everything and when I asked if I could stay at his place for a while he told that when they parted us they had some reasons and... kicked me out." the guy started sobbing at the last part.
,,Oh damn. That asshole." Ichigo said when he saw the Youkina was crying like a newborn baby. He started thinking how the hell could a guy be this weird. Even Inoue wouldn't weep over something like that; if not else, it made him mad. He wanted to have a word with Ishida immediately.
,,Come, we're gonna talk with him. I can't believe he's such a douchebag without any reason; if we don't find any other solution, you'll stay at my place." the quincy's twin's eyes got all sparkly.
,,Thank you so much, Ichigo-kun!"
Author's notes: This piece is a part of a project I'm currently working on, called PAMOOCAYC (Put As Much OOC As You Can). The stories and idiotic facts will of course be connected by logic, like OOC-writers often do. This will be a perfect parody of everything which is not worth being called a fanfiction. Kind of short for first chapter, I know. But I got inspiration now, so more is coming.
If ya want interesting facts, google what Youkina's name means. It's also a spoiler for the rest of the story, so don't do it if ya don't like spoilers.
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